Secret Site Agent

I'll happy give them a whip, around the head And they can have the nut from the top of my walnut whip, (do they still make them?) And I'll give them a Mr Whippy turd. I'll give them a picture of Jeremy White,Iain Dale and Paul Burstow, (tory Whip, Labour Whip and Lib Dem Whip respectivly)

Yep, his four brothers dirty,filthy,untidy and unkempt.

And so they should. Good luck, and thanks for all the goals. Sorry about the lean periods and not setting the L1 on fire, but hey, I'm sure you enjoyed the chance to visit the maritime museum, and had a chance to purchase some furniture from Ikea.

Hot breaking News: An Un-named Project manager somewhere on the M1 claimed today that he alledgedly will not be buying his local newspaper ever again. The Project Manager, who uses a sudonym that he has had for many years, claims that he will not be buying it in the future as the poor journalistic standard and their capacity to 'shoot themselves in the foot' plus their incessant personal attacks on the Chairman of SFC had caused them to 'Get right on my man-tits'. 'He wont even just read the old copies left in his local chinky whilst he is waiting for his Sweet and Sour anymore.' Said a spokesman for a top 20 construction company, which has a commercial deal with the Project Manager, this morning. One experienced construction journalist, who writes for the Italian design magazine L’Arca , said: “Who? I have never heard of Secret Site Agent or any news of changes within his newpaper buying habits.' However, it has been reported in the National press that a Construction manager, who works for the Italian construction company TODINI COSTRUZIONI GENERALI SpA , said 'Yes, we know Secret Site Agent well, and we can confirm that he will, in future, be looking to cease the buying of his local paper. We are surprised that there are those claiming not to know him. Why, when he was last here for the European Road Constructors conference to lecture on Stone Mastic Asphalt, I remember him appearing with His Holiness the Pope in St. Peter's square on the landing and many people in the crowd, especially visitors to our great country from around the world, saying 'Whose that man up there stood next to Secret Site Agent?' As written on my Blackberry from my ever fertile mind.

My point exactly.

So what I have seen of these links is: -Nicola has been approached by an Italian Football club, which shall remain nameless, according to the Solent radio station, who is in the pay of Southampton football club. - No one has heard of Nicola, according to some sources in Florence, home of Fiorentina, an experienced football writer, who covers the Serie A side for national sporting paper La Gazzetta dello Sport, and another journalist at La Nazione, a daily newspaper based in Florence. - And a Link that John Suchet has hit out at SFC for ruining a charity event. So, let me break these down a little, (cue mood music by Barry White) -Nicola has been approached by an Italian Football club, which shall remain nameless, according to the Solent radio station, who is in the pay of Southampton football club. It has been reported by BBC Radio Solent. That is the same BBC who, after the Ross/Brand affair, have to check all stories for validity before braodcasting, including a quick shifty past Ol'Rumpol. So I assume the story, from their part, has legs. Plus, as a public service broadcaster, Saints couldn't give them any cash, the financial deal is the BBC giving Saints cash for bradcasting their games. - No one has heard of Nicola, according to some sources in Florence, home of Fiorentina, an experienced football writer, who covers the Serie A side for national sporting paper La Gazzetta dello Sport, and another journalist at La Nazione, a daily newspaper based in Florence, - So no one in Florence has heard of Nicola, especially this Journalist. And neither has the Journalist for La Gazzetta. As a Journalist, especially a national sports journalist, should they be admitting that they have no knowledge of the football scene in the UK? Does it not bode well to admit you are that clueless? And what of the other Italian football Journos, especially those outside Florence. Like Madrid or Porto!!!! (please don't tell me irony is lost on you lot!!) - And a Link that John Suchet has hit out at SFC for ruining a charity event. That is F ucking disgusting I feel that saints ruined a charity event!!! So, what did they do? Refuse them entry? Over charge them? Throw them out on the street? Get ****ed and throw up on them? We demand to know. It seemd they ruined the charity event by not letting the Echo in, and their part of the press conference had to be done in the street. Okaaaay. I see what you mean. Not that big a deal at all, really. So, in a nutshell what do we have? A report originating from a publicly owned organisation who have to check every fact, repeated in a local rag. Two journalists who shall remain nameless showing a lack of knowledge outside their shores, or not having the foresight to say, 'I'll ring you back' googling Nicola, then ringing back and saying,'Yes. I know who you mean, I know all about this story....'. And a paper reporting that a charity event was ruined because said paper wasn't allowed in the event. In other breaking news, the Pope is apparently a member of the catholic church, and Scientists believe that bears defecate in woodland areas.

Just tried the local BBC London Radio and that is coverage of Portsmouth v West Ham as well. Bastages

Just found out. **** ****ing get in there

Wow I found it really amazing and informative as well on this site, as well as believeable. I mean, getting ripped in 8 weeks seems perfectly achieveable to me. The rest I found to be make believe.

Keep the pressure up and they will soon tire and make mistakes

I miss Will Cope and Flash Gordon. At least Will was a fan and you could share his joy and sorrow. I wonder what happened to him? And to a lesser extent, I think he would read this board.

I got to be honest, I don't blame him for wanting to do deals behind closed doors. This at least stops the negative influences from coming through, stops other clubs knowing what you are upto and getting into a bidding war and stops 'others' from putting their oar in.

What financial problems? Like being debt free? Being the 5th Richest club in the country? (I'll say that agin for all the lAZYJournos and other fans who sometimes paruse here: THE 5TH RICHEST CLUB IN THE COUNTRY. YES. DINAGE, I'M TALKING TO YOU. AND YOU FROM THE PEOPLE.) Having a sensible, level headed businessman in charge? A billionaire who is happy with a structured success programme over 5 years? I'm perfectly happy here, and other fans just do not know the score, because we aint in no papers no more all da time.

Fill in the blanks! I was in Katie Price Yesterday and i turned round to see a big Transvestite pull up. I went to look at the deviant when i saw none other than Rupert Lowe step out of the Dress. He looked as if he had decided to leave Duck Worriers Anonymous because there was no Money left. I have come to this club to play in the bath and to also win the dirty discusting fans over. The next signing is set to be from Manchester Massachusets, With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished as per my plan, last In league one last year meaning they are ****ed, which is as per prephesy. A shock call up to the First team was southampton youngster Francis Banali, 67.

It would be great if true, But doubt it is. I would love to see him in Red and White.

OK, I'll play along. Has Skacel signed yet?

1. Yes he has saved us, but he is a business man so he and Nicola see some investment potential. With Poopey it would result in a loss of revenue. 2. I agree. 3. I suppose you are right, but I think you will find that no one can own more than one club. 4. I would much rather he spent £25 m on us 5. I think that if we did start a new team, would we not have to start in the Blue Square? I don't think they would let us be promoted by takeover. 7. There are more than two teams in Hampshire, so are you making a plan for him to take over all the rest such as Andover,Basingstoke, Aldershot? Besides, with the ML/NC/AP plan in place at the moment, I can see this dream becomming a reality anyway with us. We just need time

Well, i'm another one who wasn't aware of Newsnow, or wasn't previous bothered with it. So I found it useful. And I don't think it was generated from your shiney new thread either.

I lent Al-Faraj a book called Management by R.Lowe for a chance to get revenge for what Redcrapp did

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to You and Yours,From me and mine.

I am happy in the knowledge that whoever we get will be: a) A total surprise to us b) Worthy of us c) Someone who has had limited success somewhere else,. but will seem to mature and improve here with us. Also it is nice to know that we can afford them, and can look at the top drawer rather than end up with players just because they are all we can afford.

It isn't a curse, it is given as a blessing. And we have lived in some interesting times. My favorite is from General Sir Johnny Frost,. 'Life,. the great game and the greatest of adventures'

So it counts for naught when they delighted in the fact that we almost vanished from the planet? Hmmmm, Stange thing to be agrieved about.

Ref and Niel in 'Up the A Rse' Corner shocker

I am completlly breathless. And I have been reliant on BBC and text updates. Glad it is over and we never gave up. Lastv season I would have seen 2-1 and decided we have lost this and stopped listening. Now I keep to it until the fat woman in the Northam sings. (Big grinning smiley thing)