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Secret Site Agent

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  1. Oh, yeh. How interesting
  2. No, I think you'll find the Echo said John Suchet was very annoyed with SFC. And as for that, just because they weren't allowed into the stadium to promote his chgarity. But all the other media was there to promote it, and with a wider circulation. I got to be honest, but in my mind based on what I have seen on both sides it seems it was: ECHO REPORTER, (to NC): Hey, what is this we hear on the grape vine about Markus investing in Stablewood training ground? NC: Yes, it is true. We will be having a press conference tomorrow to discuss our plans. Could you please hold on from publishing until tomorrow, then you will have the full details plus a picture. ECHO REPORTER: Can't we have that as an exclusive? NC: I would much rather everyone had all the information of our plans. I don't really want to go into too much detail now. ECHO REPORTER: OK. (Hangs up the phone) ECHO ED: Well, is it true? REPORTER: Yep, but he wants us to site on it for 24 hours until the press conference. ED: Nah, we don't want to be scooped on this. We'll run this now. All of course from my furtile mind and of my own opinion. Name and events have been changed to protect the innocent. Dramatisation, may not have happened.
  3. Anyone know where in Horton Heath? I'm looking to buy a property out there. I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.
  4. If we go to Wembly this year, (or is that WHEN) we should club together and get a Liebherr crane and paint it Red and White. My favorite would be the LTM 1500-8.1. 500 tonne maximum lift at 3m radius. 108m radius with a luffing jib. Comes with a service and diagnostic LISSy system and LICCON work planner. She's a beast, but she's still a mobile all terrain crane. And you can't get her in blue, neither.
  5. Will do, no worries.
  6. Sorry, SSF. I needed a telehandler op before Christmas, but the phase I'm in now i just need an engineer who wants to be an engineer and do an engineers job, not an engineer that thinks he deserves to be a managing director. I get all the broken ones on purpose I think. But like Saganowski, he can either play the game as part of the team, or **** off. (I talk tough on here, but I'm a pussy cat really). Mind you, if either of my Skate gangers decide to throw themselves of the Stockwood Bridge onto the M1 due to deep depression and/or severe guilt in relation to sex crimes against fish, the start is yours!!!!
  7. I'll answer this with a question. Who does Seaborne play best next to? Who compliments him? Is Otsemobor similar in style to james? If played with Thomas, would thire style cause conflict? It is also about matching players as well. You probably don't remember me mentioning in the summer working alongside a colleague on the M3. And we annoyed the living s hit out of each other because in some ways we are similar and in others we are poles apart. We couldn't PLAY together well, however the sub-agant we both brought out the best in him because he complimented both our styles and was adaptable. Square pegs and round holes, and all that. Plus, it is good, like we had on Saturday, to have a few bods on the bench that we can bring on, who will change the very nature of the game because of the way they interact with each other.
  8. My point, and I wish I put it in my original post, is that we could pay 2 million per head and spent 22 million on a team of 11 individuals, that would get beaten by a TEAM costing 2 million in total.
  9. I was hoping to use a Liebheer LTM 1080 for the crane lift I have planned for the 12th Feb, but I am stuck with a Tandano, whihc is only offset by the fact that the ECU in both plus the Excavator I have on site are manufactured by the company MALI Bodensee Steuergeräte GmbH.
  10. So what do you think about that magic word. Is it used to hide the fact that the team are just crap? Or the latest signing ‘just aint as good as we thought?’ Don’t know what you do for a living but some can guess what I do. In my sector we always have a turn over of new people and I speak from experience with regard to the gelling thing. I have worked with teams of foremen, engineers, gangers and have gone from job to job and we have worked well, we all know what each other has to do and what we do, and the systems are all covered and we work well. Then I have to start a job with someone new, or a couple or a whole new team. My latest scheme I have a 50/50 split between and existing team and new, (although I know most of them, not worked with them for a long time), members of the team. It has taken us about 3-4 months to get to full operating capacity, and now I have lost two to be replace by three brand new faces, and we are back to stage one. I recently received the highest percentage score from an audit for the operation of our safety systems, which anyone has seen in a very long time, I was able to pull back a loss of 3 weeks on programme to just two days, and if it wasn’t for the ****ing snow I would have had cones off for Christmas. Plus I am up, with a bit of luck, for an award from an external body. I don’t stand a chance now when they return for the second audit. And here my friends is the lesson. Why oh why are we ****ing winging that our team seems to have lost cohesion when the team we have now has FOUR new signings in it this month, almost five? That isn’t a statement, it is a question. We have a good team, a virtual great team, yet there are many threads dealing with the ‘WE SHOULD BE PUSHING FOR PROMOTION’ and ‘WHY DO PEOPLE CALL X AND Y ****.’ Isn’t it time to just give them time? I believe from my own experience that new bllod is agood thing, but they do need time to bed in and to help become a unit. I believe the same is true for Otsemobor, Fonte, Seaborne, and even Antonio, Papa, and yes, just slightly Lambert, and for the rest to get used to them. I am sure in the end, Barny will come right and Jason will be **** for the next month, (or will come on score a cracker in his debut, then bugger all for a month). They just need time to Gel. And next season to beat the **** out of all comers. I would like a full and frank discussion please on the above topic. Please discuss using well thought out, cogent arguments and please remember the Parliamentary Rules apply. And please don’t be silly and whinge about my post, as we all know who you are and what you get up to in the privacy of that room of yours, when you think no one is around!! You know who I’m talking about.
  11. Hey, I actually agree with that. I'm happy for us to get as high as we can this season, and will be happy to go up next season, BUT I want automatic promotion. I still expect us to have a bit of a lean time.
  12. 'Quick, move the guitar up or it looks like he is doing the other sort of strumming!!!!' Classic
  13. I'll happy give them a whip, around the head And they can have the nut from the top of my walnut whip, (do they still make them?) And I'll give them a Mr Whippy turd. I'll give them a picture of Jeremy White,Iain Dale and Paul Burstow, (tory Whip, Labour Whip and Lib Dem Whip respectivly)
  14. Yep, his four brothers dirty,filthy,untidy and unkempt.
  15. And so they should. Good luck, and thanks for all the goals. Sorry about the lean periods and not setting the L1 on fire, but hey, I'm sure you enjoyed the chance to visit the maritime museum, and had a chance to purchase some furniture from Ikea.
  16. Hot breaking News: An Un-named Project manager somewhere on the M1 claimed today that he alledgedly will not be buying his local newspaper ever again. The Project Manager, who uses a sudonym that he has had for many years, claims that he will not be buying it in the future as the poor journalistic standard and their capacity to 'shoot themselves in the foot' plus their incessant personal attacks on the Chairman of SFC had caused them to 'Get right on my man-tits'. 'He wont even just read the old copies left in his local chinky whilst he is waiting for his Sweet and Sour anymore.' Said a spokesman for a top 20 construction company, which has a commercial deal with the Project Manager, this morning. One experienced construction journalist, who writes for the Italian design magazine L’Arca , said: “Who? I have never heard of Secret Site Agent or any news of changes within his newpaper buying habits.' However, it has been reported in the National press that a Construction manager, who works for the Italian construction company TODINI COSTRUZIONI GENERALI SpA , said 'Yes, we know Secret Site Agent well, and we can confirm that he will, in future, be looking to cease the buying of his local paper. We are surprised that there are those claiming not to know him. Why, when he was last here for the European Road Constructors conference to lecture on Stone Mastic Asphalt, I remember him appearing with His Holiness the Pope in St. Peter's square on the landing and many people in the crowd, especially visitors to our great country from around the world, saying 'Whose that man up there stood next to Secret Site Agent?' As written on my Blackberry from my ever fertile mind.
  17. My point exactly.
  18. So what I have seen of these links is: -Nicola has been approached by an Italian Football club, which shall remain nameless, according to the Solent radio station, who is in the pay of Southampton football club. - No one has heard of Nicola, according to some sources in Florence, home of Fiorentina, an experienced football writer, who covers the Serie A side for national sporting paper La Gazzetta dello Sport, and another journalist at La Nazione, a daily newspaper based in Florence. - And a Link that John Suchet has hit out at SFC for ruining a charity event. So, let me break these down a little, (cue mood music by Barry White) -Nicola has been approached by an Italian Football club, which shall remain nameless, according to the Solent radio station, who is in the pay of Southampton football club. It has been reported by BBC Radio Solent. That is the same BBC who, after the Ross/Brand affair, have to check all stories for validity before braodcasting, including a quick shifty past Ol'Rumpol. So I assume the story, from their part, has legs. Plus, as a public service broadcaster, Saints couldn't give them any cash, the financial deal is the BBC giving Saints cash for bradcasting their games. - No one has heard of Nicola, according to some sources in Florence, home of Fiorentina, an experienced football writer, who covers the Serie A side for national sporting paper La Gazzetta dello Sport, and another journalist at La Nazione, a daily newspaper based in Florence, - So no one in Florence has heard of Nicola, especially this Journalist. And neither has the Journalist for La Gazzetta. As a Journalist, especially a national sports journalist, should they be admitting that they have no knowledge of the football scene in the UK? Does it not bode well to admit you are that clueless? And what of the other Italian football Journos, especially those outside Florence. Like Madrid or Porto!!!! (please don't tell me irony is lost on you lot!!) - And a Link that John Suchet has hit out at SFC for ruining a charity event. That is F ucking disgusting I feel that saints ruined a charity event!!! So, what did they do? Refuse them entry? Over charge them? Throw them out on the street? Get ****ed and throw up on them? We demand to know. It seemd they ruined the charity event by not letting the Echo in, and their part of the press conference had to be done in the street. Okaaaay. I see what you mean. Not that big a deal at all, really. So, in a nutshell what do we have? A report originating from a publicly owned organisation who have to check every fact, repeated in a local rag. Two journalists who shall remain nameless showing a lack of knowledge outside their shores, or not having the foresight to say, 'I'll ring you back' googling Nicola, then ringing back and saying,'Yes. I know who you mean, I know all about this story....'. And a paper reporting that a charity event was ruined because said paper wasn't allowed in the event. In other breaking news, the Pope is apparently a member of the catholic church, and Scientists believe that bears defecate in woodland areas.
  19. Just tried the local BBC London Radio and that is coverage of Portsmouth v West Ham as well. Bastages
  20. Just found out. **** ****ing get in there
  21. Wow I found it really amazing and informative as well on this site, as well as believeable. I mean, getting ripped in 8 weeks seems perfectly achieveable to me. The rest I found to be make believe.
  22. Keep the pressure up and they will soon tire and make mistakes
  23. I miss Will Cope and Flash Gordon. At least Will was a fan and you could share his joy and sorrow. I wonder what happened to him? And to a lesser extent, I think he would read this board.
  24. I got to be honest, I don't blame him for wanting to do deals behind closed doors. This at least stops the negative influences from coming through, stops other clubs knowing what you are upto and getting into a bidding war and stops 'others' from putting their oar in.
  25. What financial problems? Like being debt free? Being the 5th Richest club in the country? (I'll say that agin for all the lAZYJournos and other fans who sometimes paruse here: THE 5TH RICHEST CLUB IN THE COUNTRY. YES. DINAGE, I'M TALKING TO YOU. AND YOU FROM THE PEOPLE.) Having a sensible, level headed businessman in charge? A billionaire who is happy with a structured success programme over 5 years? I'm perfectly happy here, and other fans just do not know the score, because we aint in no papers no more all da time.
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