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Apprently we will also have the record for the biggest winning margin \lets get another f ucker then

at 70 Mins bring on Connoly Mr pards

Elvis is getting the Carlisle fans up

Come on out Alpine Lets see you see the fifth

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttoniooooooooooo 4-0 ****ing get in there wnak wnak wnak

i WOULD LIKE: 1 More goal a clean sheet

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PAPA PAPA WIGOD

my missus was a fan of the two faced slag and she was the one that pointed out that she was claiming to be a Chelski fan.

Matty was always going to be on the pundits bench so I thought he was a given

Half time 2-0 down One more in the second half please

lllllaaallanna 2-0

Bloody hell, you're good, you're very good. Whats the numbers for the lottery tonight?

Who do you reckon will be there? My estimation: Lawrie Mac Channon Lucy pinder Gav Davis Fred Dinage (the skate loving ****) Sally from South Today That bird with the funny nose off of GMTV, Fiona Phillips, (or is she a Chelski supporter now) Franny Banali Anyone else?

I noticed this morning, purely by accident, that the Football League Show was on the BBC RED BUTTON at about 8.30. As I missed it last night I watched it before it began propper on the Beeb

Or simply there was no three year plan And no spoon either.

embarrased

Tim, I appreciate your dream, and, just for you, I am going to put on a bet in the bookies. For the rest of you moaners, kiss my salty chocolate balls.

Make me have it!!!!!!! I'll build it, and this time i'll make it more improved, and a better job that those sweaty socks from Barr ever did, third on quality, first on price, final bill over budget. Allowed subcontractors to cut galvanised steel and use galvafroid instead of regalvanise, i still have my doubts over the drainage and the piling. If you see that Nicky feller, tell him me and me mates 'all build him one cheap, £100 million, with retractable roof, scateproof doors, multipar use access styles, Bar code reader for tickets, gel pack seating, accoustic tiles, and we'll even throw in a red and white motif on the staunchions and a 'come on you reds' motif within the pitch. And we'll do it in 9 months. And we'll tarmac his drive, and fix his roof.

Sorry, Thorpie old love. That decision isn't down to the police, but the Judge/Magistrate.

Sorry, and all that, but when it comes down to it, you are innocent until proven guilty. That is the law of the land. If you wish to go in and assist the police with their enquiries, this does not infer guilt. If you have a solicitor it does not infer guilt. If you wish to walk out at any stage, (unless of course under arrest) it does not infer guilt. Perhaps you are only there to assist the police with their enquiries, or to eliminate yourself from the investigation. Even that loverly caution that they throw at you, even though it's intention was to rock the criminal community who used to keep schtum, was only re-written to allow this thing they have in court called, 'inference', to be used if you believe that their version of events or alibi must be a total lie because otherwise you would have brought it up when arrested. I for one do not know if they are guilty or not, and, (gonna shock you), I don't really care. IF they had committed a crime, and it is proven, then they should be punished within the law. IF the case cannot be proven, then, boys and girls, unfortunately they are innocent of the crime and off they go, free as a bird. I hate to say it, but I believe in the rule of law. I believe it is broken and in some respects non-functional, I believe it is biased in favour of the criminal, and I believe that it can be improved by listening to those that do the job, and getting rid of a lot of the paperwork. I don't believe all coppers are bastards, just some of them, as I believe not all site managers are bastards, but some of them are. In life not everyone in the population are bastards, just some people. I also believe that it is everyone’s civic duty to, if they know these people, encourage them to give themselves up, or to in their own good conscience inform on them to the police, or not to. I nether encourage or discourage, and I don't judge as I do not know the circumstances involved. Got I hate being serious, especially on a Friday night but I am working. Anyway the first one is either a Lemmy from Motorhead or my skinnier younger brother.

I would prefer to wipe my arse with the Blackberry to be honest. Lump of **** that it is. They just wont give me an Iphone. Bastards.

It seems it can be spelt both ways. I can't believe we are disagreeing over the spelling of a made up word from a TV programme. Great Isn't it.

Got English Language at A level, my friend. But, as the9 will tell you, big Simpson fan. Sorry, in joke that went right over your head. And the fact i wrote it in the middle of the M1 in a portaloo on a blackbury is, I think, quite an achievement.

Well done. The identification of crumulent only 'Embiggens' you, The9!!!!!It has only taken 3 years on th is board.

Yes. My father had a funny sense of humour. As long as you don't mind me calling you Glasgow And I was transcribing it as I went, to establish some contemporanious notes should I decide to take legal action over the success of the five year plan.