Secret Site Agent

Serious question time. With regard to transfers, do you draw a tough line in cost and terms with regard to negotiations, or are you willing to be flexible in your approach?

When you were a boy, did you ever ask your mother a question, where part of the answer required you to wash out your mouth and retrieve your Fathers firearm?

Does Markus know who the bastard in the black is?

Can you ask Marcus if the A 934 C Litronic Material Handler comes with a crushing grab, and is it suitable for bridge demolition.

Were you at the Tranmere game? And if so, who was the bastard in the black?

Is Maradonna coming and will we get Riquelme?

Go on then, show us. NickG did a good job of backing up his point, now you do it.

Yep, I had the same Tranmere 1-2 Southampton. Papa Waigo (Penalty) Then a retraction 10 minutes later. I turned my frown upside down, then another inversion. What ****ing YTS twot have they got working these things. Next they will be sending us the score in advanced based on what happend in Football Manager 2010.

Another poster with less than realistic goals? I really don't care if we make the play offs this year, and never did. For a long time people were saying we were only 15 points from the playoffs, yes, and we are only 12 points from relegation. It is all a matter of perspective. Personally, I would be happy if we didn't get promoted, but I would be almightly ****ed off if we didn't storm the league next season. Remember, Alpine, one must first learnt to walk. For without walking, how can one expect to run and fly?

Just not happy really. Ref was a joke, but if we were 3-1 up it wouldn't have made a difference. Also, I think Pardew should take them training in a field, just to get used to playing on crap grounds.

I'm going to do it right now. Cant say wether I am a tit or reasonable though.

Is it wrong that when I watched that my dinkle went hard.

5-0 **** off Go Papa Weigooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Just come in. As soon as I read about a goal, another has come flying in. And I just burnt the dinner looking here. How do you get rid of the burnt smell? Not that I could giove a rats arse at the moment. Woot

The thing is that I believe that people perform for some an not for others. Also some managers are able to get the best out them, where as others just undermine their confidence.

Toothache? Pressure at the back of the neck leading to head ache? A nagging,itching burning sensation in his genitals? Unfortunatly we will never know, we can only summise and without seeing him, I would find it hard to comment. The above are just as valid as works pressure or warning from NC. So Offix, please don't worry. Rest your weary head and, as Malcolm Gladwell said, do not try and mind read.

Hey, our old friend Glasgow is happy, then I am happy also. More of the same please, and thank got for the gelling

I don't agree with that. The travelling community don't vote. So no voters from the whole of Portsmouth I'm afraid.

Just watched the 'Westywoody' interview on this page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8538776.stm Whose that feller at the bottom of the screen? And what is he doing to westie down there? And did they come from somewhere in Hoton Heath? And is it appropriate to be interviewed on National Television with that sort of thing going on? We need to know.

Dear Mr Fahim Well done, and thanks for revenge for the Harry Redchops thing Love Me

I would like them to play: Gypsie, Tramps and Theives. By Cher 'And every night the men would come around, and lay their money down!' Yes, ann grab as much as possible from the pot and run as fast as they can

And whats better, someone actually corrects the spelling, and he comes back and says 'Looks like people are more intrested in spelling then saving are club... I made my money from property about two million to be exact,, Not from a spelling competion. ' You couldn't make it up. Lets take the **** out of him. 'What you made money from selling two million properties, how much money did you make though?' (I only put this up as I have nothing constructive to put, nor add, nor am I bothered, but I felt I was missing out.)

You can shut up LTC, your just jealous. Don't think I haven't noticed you looking sexily at me in the lounge, ya big stud

Glasgow, have a good night, friend. Lets both hope we win tomorrow against Norwich. COYR