Secret Site Agent

No, we're the NEW saints, we have thrown off the hoodoo of the past.

Can't be bothered to troll through but.... The first Burger Joint, (not including Wimpeys) was called Huckleberries

Ahhh, the Army act 1955, what a throw back to the 'good old days'. Always remember the poor bastard sapper reported to me for being in debt 'in contravention of the Army act.' Went before the big chair and got fined 28 days pay, and I got a bollocking for alllowing him to get that way. His missus left him and he had no family to look after his kids, so he was having to pay a child minder. Most offences though are there for maintaining descipline, as without it in combat it leads to people dying. An order given HAS to be followed. Weapons must be cleaned regularly, kit maintained, feet inspected, it goes on, and has to be done. 'Thems the rules, boy, and if'n you don't follow em,you might as well sew you'm into yon maggot an' wait for the ost ta' take yo'm 'ome' as my old OC, Major 'Tash used to say. The day we lost Crown Immunity was the day the flood gates opened to the PC brigade. Soon it'll be against your 'Uman Rights' to be forced to go to a combat zone.

Adam Hills did some good one legged jokes when I saw him in Birmingham, then told the heckling c unt in the front row who shouted at him,' how would you like it if you only had one leg?', 'I have, mate. How do you feel having a go at the disabled? Your one sick ****er, picking on a disabled one legged man.'

Or we have some superior players

I suppose the only thing we can take from this is that we win 5-1 against decent opposition and they win 4-3 against crap opposition, if Walsall can forgive me for calling them crap. lot of pressure on us Loads more on them

We just won 5-1 yet I'm more disappointed that Walsall lost. I am fa hucked in the head I am thinking. And for an educated man, that is not good.

Full time at Huddersfield Hudder 4-3 to Walsall

Come on ****ing Walsall

Sorry I think it's actually Hudders 4-3

Walsaalll 4-3

I keep crashing this site. Wheres Baj and St Landrew when you need them

Come on Walsall Come on Walsall 5 Min s of added time for them to get a winner

3-3 at walsall and huddersfield

Walsall 3-2 up

Come on Walsall Come on Walsall

And puncheon makes it 5. We're on the ball. We're on the ball.

Ask her if she fancies me 'Tarmacing Her Drive' in return for a little bit of her 'Victoria Sponge'? Fnar,Fnar.

Morgan Spide4rman YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me, there is always a way. Especially when cake is involved.

I am Spaticus........ I Mean I am Keyser Söze........ Sorry, um I am Dan Kerins. I am, I said. And you may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

Is her mum happy with her dad?

Hey, why haven't we got a substantially big name as a sponsor? Because we don't need one is why!

I know Matt le Tiss was booked, but that is all I can say....................................Oh Alright, you twistede my arm, he was booked by the BBC to appear as a pundit, but I can't reveal more than that. Yep, they were probably booked by someone else to appear somewhere else.

And about time too. Others just don't want to acknowledge his genius