saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 It really is taking the p*ss now, so far this summer I've probably lost more work time than I had in the previous 5 years, today it is raining again, I am skint. I will set up a paypal charity thing for my saints web friends to donate to the cause, I expect Kenny to be first to donate and maybe Ponty could give me my fiver back and Junction you could give me my fiver back too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s*it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Hope this helps Tuesday Sunrise 06:02 (GST) Sunset 18:30 (GST) 41°C 30°C 10 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Kip, if you stopped gambling you may not be as broke??? Just a thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Good advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Good advise. Advise who? Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not. As a rule a man's a fool, When it's hot he want's it cool, When it's cool he want's it hot, Always wanting what is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 As a rule a man's a fool, When it's hot he want's it cool, When it's cool he want's it hot, Always wanting what is not. Wise words... Paul Daniels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Wise words... Paul Daniels? He might have said it, I just remember seeing the words of an old calendar thing my mum had from the 60's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I saw the tesco compare advert with the tit in it last night, made me want to throw the remote control at the tv. I detest him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I saw the tesco compare advert with the tit in it last night, made me want to throw the remote control at the tv. I detest him. Spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 They get a slice of the price when you get a insurance through there compare website. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 There is an upside though. I was due to be in Swindon for a meeting but the weather made the traffic so bad I decided to turn back and am now "working from home". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Michael Fish has alot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Michael Fish has alot to answer for. Not least his dress sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 You're right, the weather is sh*t. It's only a paltry 36C here today according to my Google deskptop - WTF is happening, should be at least 38.. Oh and for those thinking about moving for better weather, don't bother, you soon reach the point where you pine for a cloud. Takes about 35 years apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 You're right, the weather is sh*t. It's only a paltry 36C here today according to my Google deskptop - WTF is happening, should be at least 38.. Oh and for those thinking about moving for better weather, don't bother, you soon reach the point where you pine for a cloud. Takes about 35 years apparently Do you not get tired of sweating constantly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 One glistens.... Actually Saturday took my lads to the golf course - arrived as it got dark at 6:30 and left at 8:30 after playing the par 3 and slicing some on the range. When I bend over a putt, my baseball cap shed water as if it were rain, ludicrous. My hyper fit lads were also soaked. So in fact you build around it, Dry fit shirts and golf shorts are a godsend, in 18 holes in the summer we drink around 8 liters of water and 3 isotonic drinks and then don't pee for 3 days. Life is lived in shopping malls and airconditioned houses/cars and you NEVER wear light blue or light grey work shirts = that whole dark armpit patch.. In evenings it's easy taxi pub taxi club taxi home, you sure as sh*t don't "go for a little stroll" here in the summer. Strangely, I find I sweat more when back in UK, often in the winter - lots of layers then into a heated shop or tube..... Also helps that the chicks are that much more glistening in the evening - saves on the baby oil But our TRUE secret is SWEAT. yep a drink called Pocari SWEAT. It's Isotonic and we drink gallons of it, the tourists always go WTF, but besides the replenishment factor it is also a godsend when coming home p*ssed as it helps kill the hangover in the morning or stops it dead IF you remember to have one before passing out! It's pretty good with Vodka as well. Isostar and Lucosade just tastes like sugary sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Oh, and another problem with permanent sunshine. If you don't find a chick aged about 24, then they all look about 50 through spending too much time at the pool.... all weather beaten - yuk. (Well that's the excuse us old farts use, and it works) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Summer in England is over for ever. Get over it or move abroadshut the f*ck up lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 im due to play golf at 5:15 at the muni. Hmmmmm decision decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2008 im due to play golf at 5:15 at the muni. Hmmmmm decision decision It will be dry by then you gumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I dont know weather i should eat my toenails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 It will be dry by then you gumbo. Yeah especially in the long grass...you should wear shorts Stevo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I dont know weather i should eat my toenails.footskin is nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I dont know weather i should eat my toenails. Remember to take the varnish off first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I dont know weather i should eat my toenails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Advise who? Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not. As a rule a man's a fool, When it's hot he want's it cool, When it's cool he want's it hot, Always wanting what is not.that isquite right.When Im in Florida in Nov (thats as long as the hurricane season is over)I'll sit in the sun for about an hour and then complain that its too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 that isquite right.When Im in Florida in Nov (thats as long as the hurricane season is over)I'll sit in the sun for about an hour and then complain that its too hot. Some old people enjoy a bit of sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Some old people enjoy a bit of sun ah, if only one could really keep abs like that when one becomes an old fart........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Some old people enjoy a bit of sun first it was Sturrock and now KK, when really it should be Johnny Depp MB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 first it was Sturrock and now KK, when really it should be Johnny Depp MB You can dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 You can dream.MB you know the truth I have to wear a George Clooney mask to make me less attractive to the women, so they dont bother me during the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2008 It's rainy cabbage you sp*stic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 You on your beeriod kip? You seem kinda cranky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Mong beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Cum slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 im told they are going to shut Muppet show down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 You on your beeriod kip? You seem kinda cranky... I sent him a PM, thought that might have cheered him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 9 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I sent him a PM, thought that might have cheered him up How is a man being double fisted going to cheer me up?? I'm just bored as hell sat at home watching the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 How is a man being double fisted going to cheer me up?? I'm just bored as hell sat at home watching the rain. it should cheer you up...you friggin gayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I wear waterproofs they are available at most good clothing shops ! Hth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 didnt play. am glad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 It really is taking the p*ss now, so far this summer I've probably lost more work time than I had in the previous 5 years, today it is raining again, I am skint. I will set up a paypal charity thing for my saints web friends to donate to the cause, I expect Kenny to be first to donate and maybe Ponty could give me my fiver back and Junction you could give me my fiver back too. Jog on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 I wear waterproofs they are available at most good clothing shops ! Hth! But simo, why do you need waterproofs when drips don't get wet anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 But simo, why do you need waterproofs when drips don't get wet anyway? About as funny as AIDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 9 September, 2008 Share Posted 9 September, 2008 Still, look on the bright side, at least we didn't get a hosepipe ban this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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