equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1748274.ece Never with another bloke!! And with kids in the house ffs??!! How stupid is she? How would she feel if it was the other way round? "We sat in his car holding hands." Yeah right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Never rub another mans rhubarb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Dirty girl wanting both holes filled in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I went to Yatton at the weekend for a mate's 10th wedding anniversary. I didn't see anyone having a threesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 They are messy, fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 DP will only ever bring you and your mate closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 she is quite hot tho, i would question, why would you want this broadcast nationally? with pictures etc? ASW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 DP will only ever bring you and your mate closer I lol'd! I would love to have a threesome with 2 hot girls though. Now that would be amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 They are messy, fact only if you finish too quick, and then you gotta watch as some random hangs out the back of your mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 'I want to **** your best mate for Christmas' would set the alarm bells ringing for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I lol'd! I would love to have a threesome with 2 hot girls though. Now that would be amazing! take your erection elsewhere I_n_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 She is quite hot tho, i would? Just because you would, doesnt mean she is 'quite hot'. I prob would too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Just because you would, doesnt mean she is 'quite hot'. I prob would too she has teh bewbs and teh crevices so all is well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 take your erection elsewhere I_n_s Sorry, was it poking in your side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 She's quite alright. I'd have a threesome with her and her husband! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 'The names of the children have been changed' That's all right then , cos now nobody in their little inbred Southwest Village will know who they are , at all, no sireee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Wondering how much squidditch she got paid for that story? Doesnt have to be true does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 "Kissing was too intimate" always makes me laugh that one, its okay to play the skin flute but whatever you do don't you dare kiss !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Estranged hubby mark looks like Lee Hendrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is the husband enstranged? Surely she is for ****ging his best mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 estranged hubby mark looks like lee hendrie chdajfy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is the husband enstranged? Surely she is for ****ging his best mate! Truth be told i didn't actually read the story...it's hardly going to enrich my life having this sh:t taking up space in my brain...no i misread the caption under the Lee Hendrie doppelganger...you're right she is the estranged one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 chdajfy? probably clean my windows... not a euphemism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 She's quite alright. I'd have a threesome with her and her husband! Nah, you'd be way too scared! :-) as would I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Truth be told i didn't actually read the story...it's hardly going to enrich my life having this sh:t taking up space in my brain. Im sure there is plenty of room, besides, it is a brilliant read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Dirty girl wanting both holes filled in! Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time. I bet she has one ginger, one blonde, one black kid, an asian and an Eskimo, and the Dad still thinks they are his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time. Why is that then? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is that then? :confused: Bucket Clunge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Bucket Clunge. What's that then? Even more :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 im spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 What's that then? Even more :confused: Saggy Flaps? Skip Flange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 What's that then? Even more :confused: Slack fanneh!! Her not you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Slack fanneh!! Her not you! But she might have had 5 Caesarians - had you thought of that? Had you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Wizard's Sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 But she might have had 5 Caesarians - had you thought of that? Had you? Yes but it wasn't as funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 top end of welly boot tattered windsock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 massive c*nt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Yes but it wasn't as funny! True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 She's got a hole liked a ripped out fireplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errol_slymm Posted 1 October, 2008 Share Posted 1 October, 2008 badly packed kebab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted 1 October, 2008 Share Posted 1 October, 2008 Make her airtight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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