Three Pieces of Advice for Mr New Manager.....

[Saint Charlie]

What would you say:

 

1.) Don't meddle with the team too much, we aren't far away. Martin currently has the shirt alongside Fonte.

2.) Realise we need Lambert and Lallana (when fit) firing to be at our best.

3.) Recognise the potential and ambition of the club....and the associated pressure.

[Deppo]

1) watch your back

2) watch your front

3) watch your arse

[scott_saints]

1) Win the league

2) Don't do drugs, mmm'kay

3) Don't have sex, or you will get chlamydia, and die

[ericofarabia]

Get the pies and beer in the concourse sorted out and you'll be hailed as the new messiah ... oh and some open attacking high scoring wins at home and away would also help!!

[SO16_Saint]

1) dont read this forum

2) be sure to do point 1

3) dont read this forum

[docker-p]

Don't be called Hoddle

Don't be called Maclaren

Don''t be called Zola

 

..and i'm sure we'll get on fine.

[Glasgow_Saint]

1) Dont punish dutch women for having big boobs

2) Dont get a Pompey tattoo on your face

3) Dont expect to see a rabbit vomit (they cant so youre wasting your time and mine)

[niceandfriendly]

1) Dont punish dutch women for having big boobs

 

"You do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs...."

 

"If anything they should be rewarded."

[hypochondriac]

"You do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs...."

 

"If anything they should be rewarded."

 

"They should be equal"

[Glasgow_Saint]

 

"Shoot"

[dune]

1. Don't criticise the home crowd or allow this to be used in any way as an excuse for a poor performance. Pardew did this and he propogated a false phobia.

 

2. Don't be one dimensional in your tactics. Pardew only had 1 plan and it cost us points.

 

3. Remember that you are manager of Southampton FC and we are a Premiership club in exile.

[Secret Site Agent]

1. What Corteze says, goes...............or you do!

2. Don't mess with the team set up.....or you're get messed with you!

3. Better bring in a few decent players at the biggining of January.............or you'll be gone by the end of January

[Whitey Grandad]

1) Win

2) Every

3) Game

[1976_Child]

1. Suck NC's **** on a regular basis

2. Don't upset the cleaner at Staplewood

3. take your pay cheque and do as you are told

[Cestrian Saint]

1. Don't ever get involved with this joke of a football club.