Deppo Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 1) But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the treatment room, taking the magic sponge they had prepared. (2) And they found the stone rolled away from the treatment room door, (3) but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord David Connolly. (4) While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. (5) And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the fit among the crocked? (6) He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Staplewood, (7) that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be become crocked and on the Easter weekend rise and score an important goal.” (eight) And they remembered his words, (9) and returning from the treatment room they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (10) Now it was Richard Lambert and Lallana and Fonte (the scorer of the winner) and the other players with them who told these things to the apostles, (11) but these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. (12) But Nigel Adkins rose and ran to the treatment room; stooping and looking in, he saw the leg strappings by themselves; and he went home marveling at what had happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 It's funny because it took you a lot of time and effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Deppo owns a bible? I thought it would burst into flames or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleRay Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Inspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 classic mate! You should write for the new Fanzine, it is lacking a lot of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2011 I will only write for the Bible, and that's only if Jesus asks me himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Jesus Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Yep, that's the fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrasri Posted 23 April, 2011 Share Posted 23 April, 2011 Surely you mean David of Connolly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2011 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 Main board gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 There was a proper re enactment on the beach yesterday being told by a local church group. Three massive crosses erected and to my surprise three lads were actuLly nailed to them (specialmecfects department excelled themselves). I really wanted to shout out some lines from Life of Brian but that would have been very naughty. Deppo I pray for you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 24 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 April, 2011 You're not getting the hang of this iPhone typing yet are you, hammy? Your recent posts have the distinct feel of a stroke victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 Duck oFf Zeppo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 ret a goom gouyuys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 If you didn't know what I meant to say you wouldn't k ow I'd got it slightly wrong. So there. Is Tapatalk really any good? I don't tend to pay for apps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 1) But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the treatment room, taking the magic sponge they had prepared. (2) And they found the stone rolled away from the treatment room door, (3) but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord David Connolly. (4) While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. (5) And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the fit among the crocked? (6) He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Staplewood, (7) that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be become crocked and on the Easter weekend rise and score an important goal.” (eight) And they remembered his words, (9) and returning from the treatment room they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (10) Now it was Richard Lambert and Lallana and Fonte (the scorer of the winner) and the other players with them who told these things to the apostles, (11) but these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. (12) But Nigel Adkins rose and ran to the treatment room; stooping and looking in, he saw the leg strappings by themselves; and he went home marveling at what had happened. Truly one of your best and, as having been raised RC but very questioning of it, I appreciate what you have done. Now, to the poopey saga thread, could you perhaps weave them into the story of the Lord's 40 days in the desert? Ending with 'Get thee behind me Satan'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 Truly one of your best and, as having been raised RC but very questioning of it, I appreciate what you have done. Now, to the poopey saga thread, could you perhaps weave them into the story of the Lord's 40 days in the desert? Ending with 'Get thee behind me Satan'? Not allowed. The Poopey Thread is a Stephen King classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 Now, to the poopey saga thread, could you perhaps weave them into the story of the Lord's 40 days in the desert? Ending with 'Get thee behind me Satan'? I don't do homophobic but that should be Brighton surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 I though the good man upstairs might be upset with me for arguing, in a friendly way, with a Jehova's Midget. Seriously, only 3 feet tall and trying to argue gospel with me. I'm glad it wasn't held against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2011 Share Posted 24 April, 2011 At three foot tall, he may have enjoyed having it held against him. Or is that what you were saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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