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The True Story of Easter


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1) But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the treatment room, taking the magic sponge they had prepared. (2) And they found the stone rolled away from the treatment room door, (3) but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord David Connolly. (4) While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. (5) And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the fit among the crocked? (6) He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Staplewood, (7) that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be become crocked and on the Easter weekend rise and score an important goal.” (eight) And they remembered his words, (9) and returning from the treatment room they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (10) Now it was Richard Lambert and Lallana and Fonte (the scorer of the winner) and the other players with them who told these things to the apostles, (11) but these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. (12) But Nigel Adkins rose and ran to the treatment room; stooping and looking in, he saw the leg strappings by themselves; and he went home marveling at what had happened.

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There was a proper re enactment on the beach yesterday being told by a local church group. Three massive crosses erected and to my surprise three lads were actuLly nailed to them (specialmecfects department excelled themselves).

 

I really wanted to shout out some lines from Life of Brian but that would have been very naughty.

 

Deppo I pray for you mate.

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1) But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the treatment room, taking the magic sponge they had prepared. (2) And they found the stone rolled away from the treatment room door, (3) but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord David Connolly. (4) While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. (5) And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the fit among the crocked? (6) He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Staplewood, (7) that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be become crocked and on the Easter weekend rise and score an important goal.” (eight) And they remembered his words, (9) and returning from the treatment room they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (10) Now it was Richard Lambert and Lallana and Fonte (the scorer of the winner) and the other players with them who told these things to the apostles, (11) but these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. (12) But Nigel Adkins rose and ran to the treatment room; stooping and looking in, he saw the leg strappings by themselves; and he went home marveling at what had happened.

 

Truly one of your best and, as having been raised RC but very questioning of it, I appreciate what you have done.

 

Now, to the poopey saga thread, could you perhaps weave them into the story of the Lord's 40 days in the desert? Ending with 'Get thee behind me Satan'?

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Truly one of your best and, as having been raised RC but very questioning of it, I appreciate what you have done.

 

Now, to the poopey saga thread, could you perhaps weave them into the story of the Lord's 40 days in the desert? Ending with 'Get thee behind me Satan'?

 

Not allowed. The Poopey Thread is a Stephen King classic

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