Master Bates Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 After just dropping a tenner down a p*ss full toilet I ask you all, what's the LEAST amount of money you would take out of a toilet? For me it would be £2, I wouldn't put my hand down the toilet for a quid, not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 (edited) Are we only talking wee? If so, I guess, yeah, a couple of quid (providing there was a sink next to it to wash your hands). What about these scenarios? 1) Toilet with wee in (your version) with a sink nearby 2) Toilet with wee in, without a sink nearby 3) Toilet with poo in, with a sink nearby 4) Toiley with poo in, without a sink nearby. How much? Edited 21 October, 2008 by Im_no_sinner swear filter apparently using the dollar sign for 'S' doesnt work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 1 - £2 2 - fiver 3 - tenner 4 - £20 Also, i'd just try to use the little toilet brushes that are usually next to/ behind the loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 21 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 October, 2008 1 - £2 2 - fiver 3 - tenner 4 - £20 Also, i'd just try to use the little toilet brushes that are usually next to/ behind the loo. In a public toilet? I don't think you'll find any brushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 I would get someone else to do it for 10% of the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 I would get someone else to do it for 10% of the money. Orphans or young children would be good for such a job and you could probably knock the commission down to 5%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 Mods, shouldn't this be moved to the lounge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 are we only talking wee? If so, i guess, yeah, a couple of quid (providing there was a sink next to it to wash your hands). What about these scenarios? 1) toilet with wee in (your version) with a sink nearby 2) toilet with wee in, without a sink nearby 3) toilet with poo in, with a sink nearby 4) toiley with poo in, without a sink nearby. How much? 1) £10 2) £40 3) £60 4) £80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 Mods, shouldn't this be moved to the lounge? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 Why? World of High Finance, credit crunch, etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Pedro Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 What if its not money but your specs which fall down the pan - mine lipped the rim (Elton stylee) this morning at work - a very close shave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 What if its not money but your specs which fall down the pan - mine lipped the rim (Elton stylee) this morning at work - a very close shave! Wear contacts instead. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 Are we only talking wee? If so, I guess, yeah, a couple of quid (providing there was a sink next to it to wash your hands). What about these scenarios? 1) Toilet with wee in (your version) with a sink nearby 2) Toilet with wee in, without a sink nearby 3) Toilet with poo in, with a sink nearby 4) Toiley with poo in, without a sink nearby. How much? kinda depends if its my wee / poo or some unknown person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 20p for all options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 I often put my hand into the toilet when no money is in there. I like the feel of the poo poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 21 October, 2008 Share Posted 21 October, 2008 20p for all options. Rich ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 22 October, 2008 Share Posted 22 October, 2008 Wear contacts instead. HTH If they fall in you'll never find the f*ckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 22 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2008 If they fall in you'll never find the f*ckers. Use your hands and ye shall find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 22 October, 2008 Share Posted 22 October, 2008 Frankly I think the question should be how much do you need the money? With a full wallet then I probably wouldn't bother whatever the amount but if skint and it was the difference between eating or not, who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 22 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2008 Frankly I think the question should be how much do you need the money? With a full wallet then I probably wouldn't bother whatever the amount but if skint and it was the difference between eating or not, who knows? Do you or Weston Super Saint find much money in your pub toilets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 22 October, 2008 Share Posted 22 October, 2008 Do you or Weston Super Saint find much money in your pub toilets? Funny you should ask, but I frequently would find coins in the urinal. Maybe the Wiltshire yokels thought it was a wishing well. And they are still there. If the cleaner wants them she is welcome to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 22 October, 2008 Share Posted 22 October, 2008 Are we only talking wee? If so, I guess, yeah, a couple of quid (providing there was a sink next to it to wash your hands). What about these scenarios? 1) Toilet with wee in (your version) with a sink nearby 2) Toilet with wee in, without a sink nearby 3) Toilet with poo in, with a sink nearby 4) Toiley with poo in, without a sink nearby. How much? You haven't even taken into account that it may be other peoples feces in the toilet. What then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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