Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 (edited) Give me top 5s on things! They can be on anything! TOP 5 BEST W'ANKS I'VE HAD WHEN WATCHING NORMAL MOVIE NOT PORNS! 1) In Basic Instinct when he does that pyshciatrist bird real rough bending her over the sofa! It's specially sweet cos of her angry reactions afters! 2) In the movie Havoc, Anne Hathway has to roll dice to decide how many dirty mexicans she's got to fvvck. She only rolls 1 but even backs out of that! She does get felt up with boobs first tho! 3) In the movie Disclosure when Demi Moore is aggressively determined to get fvvcked! 4) Monsters Ball was sweet cos I hate Halle Berry but it was nice to see her get slammed! 5) I liked in Unfaithful cos it has this classy looking bird called Diane Lane and she is tricked by player to be v.slutty, best ones is when he does her in hallway from behind when she is angry and makes her beg for it first! Interestingly, the thing all these movies have in common is that they suck! I am always willing to watch v.bad movie if it has hot boobs! Edited 6 March, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 comments to me from Golfers. 1) Buy a football club? That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard on a golf course (Tiger) 2) Oh FFS not you two again, this is going to cost me beer isn't it - Lee Westwood this year when me & FMDP arrived on the first Tee wearing our Saints Slash Shirts 3) Do you want some advice on how to improve your golf? Take up Cricket. Colin Montgomery 1995 4) Did you see where the chick in the Red Dress went? Sergio Garcia after this BABE followed him round all day 5) Oh so YOU'RE Dubai Phil. Charl Schwartzel told me all about you last year at the Masters. He said you gave him a Golf tip in January then told him he'd win the next Major he was playing in (he won the Masters). Do you have a Golf Tip for me? Ian Poulter - But my reply was the best - No, sorry Ian, but because you stole our AOC so all I can say to you is feck off you thieving Gooner bstd. (For which he bought me a pint and asked if they should nick Morgan or AL next. I told him we had a great Scottish International Left Back) Have a great weekend I'm off to be a Sardine on my flight home. Love you Tokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 wtf's Hmm that's more difficult. Can I get back to you on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Wtf You've missed 4. My top five Internet words are; 1- ORLY 2- NO WAYS 3- FAPFAP 4- WTF 5- PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 wtf's Hmm that's more difficult. Can I get back to you on that Easy 1-WTF 2-WTF 3-WTF 4-WTF 5-WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top five pickled foods: 5. Eggs 4. Onions 3. Pickles 2. Beets 1. Cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2013 TOP 5 WTF 1) wtf is the okey cokey all about? 2) wtf is milton all about? 3) wtf in dubai phils avatar he has just won trophy sponsored by "RACIST PUB" 4) wtf why is finished buildings not called completeds? 5) wtf tokyos is gay (i ran out of wtfs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2013 dubai phil being sponsored by RACIST PUB interests me. Has anyone ever commented on this before? I think it needs investigating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 If anything needs investigating get Bletch on the case. Whilst I'm posting here's my top 5 numbers 1-8 2-666 3-1.21 4-74 5-3.14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 ^^^ no 69, tsk tsk ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 limbs 1. Right leg 2. right arm 3. left arm 4. left leg 5. umm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 dubai phil being sponsored by RACIST PUB interests me. Has anyone ever commented on this before? I think it needs investigating! Brilliant, Oh the boys at Europeantour.com are gonna love that one. When I'm back I'll try and find more of them and PM you. Bollix. My taxi has arrived I was sure I gave them Fox's address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 My top 5 things that I like to eat that knock the missus sick (scouse phrasing, natch):- 1) Onions (who the f**k doesn't like onions?) 2) Stilton or any blue cheese 3) Marmite 4) Beer (unless drenched in lime) 5) Brie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 golfing Phil stories: 5) the long one about golf including celebs buying him beer. 4) the long one about golf 3) the medium length one about golf 2) the short one about golf 1) the one where he just posts a picture about golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Shouldn't one of those golf stories also involve girls chatting him up? Can you amend please Tokyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Obviously they are the worse spudders and come in at number 7, one after; Long golf story involving celeb buying him a beer and wrinkly rock star doing karaoke with Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Ah yeah good point, sorry my bad, the version with girls are made less boring simply because girls are mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Exactly! Nobody wants to hear about old rubber neck having a fee of 100k and then raising 100k for charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 holes to ****: 5) Earhole 4) Nostril 3) Vag 2) Mouth 1) Bumhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Looking at number 4 you must have done some big nostriled chicks or have a tiny dinkle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Looking at number 4 you must have done some big nostriled chicks or have a tiny dinkle? you got past 5 without thinking the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Top 5 favourite swears 5 bugg3r 4 sh!t 3 f uc k 2 f@ggot (i hate the homophobic overtones, it's such a great word) 1 c UN t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 Did I mention? Meh time to board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 (edited) Top 5 things Spudgun hates 1. Belgian Weather 2. Pictures of people's kids 3. Not being allowed to do the washing up 4. Decorative lamps 5. Pictures of people's Food Edited 7 March, 2013 by Lighthouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top five women 1. Filipina 2. Thai 3. Malaysian 4. Singaporean 5. Russian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top 5 limbs 1. Right leg 2. right arm 3. left arm 4. left leg 5. umm. you missed baby's arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top 5 Musical "5"s 1/ Take Five - Dave Brubeck Group - great lay back and chill tune 2/ Five get over-excited - HouseMartins. Such a Fun Fun Fun song 3/ 5.15 - The Who 4/ Kick out The Jams Mo Fo's - MC 5's 5/ 5 minutes - The Stranglers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top five women 1. Filipina 2. Thai 3. Malaysian 4. Singaporean 5. Russian Ha! 4 countries with asian birds and not even a mention of Japan? What's going on Phil? It wasn't 'top 5 places to snag a doubty' and you just put the wrong title by mistake was it? How can Thailand be above Japan? And as for Singapore? That's just mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Looking at number 4 you must have done some big nostriled chicks or have a tiny dinkle? I was struggling for holes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 We've all had that problem DPS but don't worry, these things tend to work themselves out and before you know it a mouth or bum will become free again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top 5 milts PMs. In no particular order, I'll start: Title - duu Content read: uighh Over to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Ha! 4 countries with asian birds and not even a mention of Japan? What's going on Phil? It wasn't 'top 5 places to snag a doubty' and you just put the wrong title by mistake was it? How can Thailand be above Japan? And as for Singapore? That's just mental. My uncle once told me that a Japanese woman's fufu is upside down. I expect PhilippineSaint isn't taking any risks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Ha! 4 countries with asian birds and not even a mention of Japan? What's going on Phil? It wasn't 'top 5 places to snag a doubty' and you just put the wrong title by mistake was it? How can Thailand be above Japan? And as for Singapore? That's just mental. I have never been to Japan so have no knowledge of there expertise which is why they dont make the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top 5 Most Interesting Stories Ever by dubai phil (including, but not limited to, golf-related ones) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_saints Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Top five women 1. Filipina 2. Thai 3. Malaysian 4. Singaporean 5. Russian Singaporean girls?! I'm Singaporean and wouldn't have them near my top 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintsAhoy Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 (edited) Big nosed footballers: 1) Matthew LeTissier 2) Steve Ogrizovic 3) Peter Beardsley 4) Gareth Southgate 5) Pinnochio Edited 7 March, 2013 by SaintsAhoy I'm a right mug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 8 March, 2013 Share Posted 8 March, 2013 Singaporean girls?! I'm Singaporean and wouldn't have them near my top 10 and I'm English which is why they don't rate either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 8 March, 2013 Share Posted 8 March, 2013 1. Fellatio 2. A blowie 3. Suckysuckytendollarla 4. Deep throat 5. Don't talk with your mouthful, ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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