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WHAAAAT I never go on there as I can't understand it. It starts off going on about cats or something, then suddenly our names appear saying we spaz out on match threads or something. I don't even post on match threads! I am not interested in football enough to be moaning that saints are still sh!t. FFS, we have generally apart from a few blips been sh!t all my life and this is one of the best we have been. Even when we were sh!t I didn;t moan as I liked it, going to Stockport etc. The only bad thing was the skates but now they are back to were they belong so...

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Oh hang on, maybe it is saying that we are the good posters bear.

 

I think it's bad =

 

110persaint

glasgow

barry sanchez etc

 

(fair enough)

 

Good =

 

Plastic, wiltshire, deppo, tiggs, bearsy, tokyo

 

I don't know the others apart from deppo who I think is a knob but everyone seems to like and thinks is definitely better than you bear (fair enough not hard).

 

Is Wiltshire - spud? Plastic - Diggers (he is a plastic) tiggs - Bletch?

 

It is a complicated business this ugly insiders stuff.

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Guys!

 

Can everyone stop being mean to Alps?

 

Poor little lamb has been away for a while, and is now having to put up with all the meanies disagreeing with him.

 

He is having to put up with people disagreeings with him, and the soldier that he is is having to doll out names for all of them.

 

All that unprovoked abuse. We may lose him again!

 

Let's make a change, who could bare TSW without Alps?

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lols you can think that tokyos if it makes you feel better. Personally as soon as i saw ur name i knew he was just naming saintswebs biggest helmets. My own name was probably typo or something, he probably meant beardsy (aka jonnyboy cos has beards)

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Strangely enough bear, there is someone on here called beardy, when I am PMing our private high brow political stuff, the SW PM machine is always guessing I want to sent it to beardy first and not to you. This is strange as I have never knowingly contacted beardy about anything. I reckon I must have sent him loads of porn, I mean political stuff by mistake.

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here is some names he was naming pap! I ain't exactly sure what he was going on about cos it's hard to follow train of conversation on that site. It's such a mess! It's pretty clear he was calling tokyos a c*nt tho.

 

 

 

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=76789#12

 

I see he was his same articulate self when enumerating his reasons.

 

I don't even know what he was accusing you of.

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I see he was his same articulate self when enumerating his reasons.

 

I don't even know what he was accusing you of.

 

If most of us lot on here are as mad as a box of frogs, where does that leave most of the posters on TUI?

 

They have the same Cult of Cortese issues, they have their own Alps at 1-0 down in match thread clones.

 

Think the only reason they are so glum and grim all the time is that they haven't discovered European Ladies Tour Golf yet.

 

Oh yeah Toke's? It wasn't a colston steel Bikini top.

It was Kevlar that she had specially treated, as she had been having issues with over extending on the follow through when she used a driver. Apparently in her last tournament, two older golf fans were rushed to hospital with suspected Heart Attacks.

Anyway FMDP found it on the floor in the lounge when she came back from shopping and got her to autograph the inside of it last night just for you. Pop round & collect it anytime

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Guys!

 

Can everyone stop being mean to Alps?

 

Poor little lamb has been away for a while, and is now having to put up with all the meanies disagreeing with him.

 

He is having to put up with people disagreeings with him, and the soldier that he is is having to doll out names for all of them.

 

All that unprovoked abuse. We may lose him again!

 

Let's make a change, who could bare TSW without Alps?

 

I like Alps. He should come back. The nobs who jump on the abuse bandwagon are the idiots in my eyes.

 

And btw, it's "bear", not "bare"!

 

I am being a bit of a grammar Nazi, but this matters more than you might think. I was reading the comments on a debate on gun control. Some thick Yank was going on about the right to "bare" arms.

 

Yes, you can weak fkn vests! It's the proliferation of guns that people are concerned with.

 

See, it matters :)

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Name and shame the 5 worst posters on SWF -

 

Barry Sanchez, 110 Saint, Dalek, Alpine Saint (after a defeat, or on a match day thread when we go a goal down).

 

Eventually they will go when they get bored (like that guy who was always going on about Lord Lowe and calling Pearson boot boy, 19canteen etc), shame good posters will also leave due to the trolling.

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Lenny Jam mugging off PAP. Let us know if you want any help. We could go over in big numbers, maybe even 3 of us and over power them.

 

Blimey, you reckon?

 

On this evidence, I shall be emailing every Boxing Commission informing them that Tokyo-Saint, a poster on the popular SaintsWeb site, is utterly unfit to assess bouts.

 

I know you had your heart set on it :)

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Count me in, I can bring my clubs

 

:hunt:

 

:lol::lol: This reminds me of the time i chased Davis Love III off the 12th at Augusta one spring afternoon. We stopped for a quick sharpener but needed to crack on as Michlekson had got the beers in on the 19th. Love tried to mug me off and he told me i looked like the only swinging i'd done was at funny parties. There is more than one thing you can do with a Mizuno pitching wedge you know. He certainly would have matched Usain Bolt when he saw me charging towards him with it waving round over my head :blush:

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Hi pap,

 

Instead of everyone logging in over there, can you just call them vvankers and put a link to over here? This will save on the admin and possibly bring in more fivers.

 

Cheers

 

Done my bit, squire.

 

Don't think it'll work. A lot of people don't believe in paying for stuff that is on the internet. They presumably have free ISPs.

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Barry Sanchez, 110 Saint, Dalek, Alpine Saint (after a defeat, or on a match day thread when we go a goal down).

 

Eventually they will go when they get bored (like that guy who was always going on about Lord Lowe and calling Pearson boot boy, 19canteen etc), shame good posters will also leave due to the trolling.

 

kucho is worst poster for counting to 5. he is only having 3 fingers + thumb so gets v.confused.

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This.

 

(couldnt think of a fifth troll worth mentioning, maybe you could help me Bears?)

 

hint: t_kyos

 

i sort of quite like everyone tbh. trolls is lols. i think pap is right tho that the new trolls we get since premier league aren't quite up to the standards we have come to expect, but i am hoping they will up their game in coming months.

 

Edit: also I like posters who have something to say - but only need the once to say it. Saying it many times does not make it correct, and makes the poster a bit of a tool as I see it.

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Also though, posters who don't read whole posts. If everybody posting agreed to read the entire post before posting, perhaps the people who have to go on and on about the same stuff might stop knowing that everyone reading had in fact read their post the first time!

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But do you know what I mean, some people just have to go over the same point over and over again just to try and prove themselves right. Does my nut in

 

Don't worry timayes, I know exactly what you mean and completely agree. It is like if one person calls their knob 'there will be blood' and then another person comes along and also calls their knob 'there will be blood' and instead of saying "oh sorry, I am a dumb bear, I will go off to the UI board for a couple of days as a penance for being so dumb" they just keep saying 'there will be blood' and then to compound the fact they are saying 'there will be blood' they also put up a picture of the DVD of 'there will be blood'.

 

This kind of person also does my nut in and should be banned.

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i feel like i proved myself right tho. If in our end of year quiz one of the questions is "which poster calls his knob There Will Be Blood" people will say it was me and not whoever the dumb no-marks who actually come up with it first was.

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i'm being v.careful actually! I nearly done a post on the main board just now analysing Kirsty Presenters boobs in that dumb sportsweeks video but i thought better of it. It weren't so much the fractions tbf, i just didn't want the dumb thread moved in here.

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Yeah that sports week thing is so dumb. I wanted to put a comment but as I was also commented on the corten steel thread that got closed down, I thought it might be too risky. I didn't want to risk my 100% clean as a whistle record.

 

That presenter though looks like the feminist from carry on girls. You won't know who that is bear as you are only 1 year older than cheese on toast, so for your information here is an example.

 

rinaldo02.jpg

 

By the way, if you google 'woman in short and tie' there are some fit ones. Might be worth a thread of their own.

 

Here is an example:

 

12306184-sexy-woman-with-shirt-and-tie-and-golf-club.jpg

 

Here is a Japanese woman. This does not have anything to do with anything but I think it adds to the thread in some way.

 

free-shipping-sleepwear-nightwear-women-s-pajamas-long-sleeve-tie-shirt.jpg

 

You're welcome crabby!

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I mainly wanted to discuss her lack of professionality. Her idea of wearing see through blouse was good but she ought not to couple it with vest top underneath. She should go nips, or maybe a push-up bra of some discription. She don't seem to have a lot to work with i should say a b cup but i would of thought with a bit more effort she could enhance her professional presentering skills significantly.

 

The least said bout Thomas Baxter the better.

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