Lighthouse Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 Just destroyed a bluebottle with Mr Sheen. Little b*stard never saw it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 I love that from the main page this thread just says "favourite way of killing".... Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 Forgot to say +1 reputations point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 When I was young I worked in a shop and we put one of those 'traditional sweet shop' sweet containers (that your buy a quarter of cola bottles) out the back with some left in the bottom. We put it near a known wasp nest and after a few hours they were swarming in & out. It was a proper challenge to be brave enough to get close to it, but we did to put the lid on. Once they were all dead we had about two inches worth of wasps, maybe 200 to 300 of the little mothers fuc kers. I hate wasps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 I'm sure someone else will post here soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 Glasgow probably try's to stick his tiny willy into flys to rape them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 Flushed a spider down the toilet this morning. Not technically an insect I realise. Should I have started a new thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 When I was young I worked in a shop and we put one of those 'traditional sweet shop' sweet containers (that your buy a quarter of cola bottles) out the back with some left in the bottom. We put it near a known wasp nest and after a few hours they were swarming in & out. It was a proper challenge to be brave enough to get close to it, but we did to put the lid on. Once they were all dead we had about two inches worth of wasps, maybe 200 to 300 of the little mothers fuc kers. I hate wasps This reminds me. As a child I recall my Dad was in the habit of rescuing a discarded jam jar from the bin, he would then cut a narrow slot in the lid, fill it 3/4 full with water (which soon became a sweet jammy smelling fluid) and then leaving it outside by the bin. The results were quite spectacular as the wasps would fly in but drown in the water before they could escape from his cruel and fiendishly deadly trap - indeed it was akin to a wasp holocaust in there! As for its usefulness in ridding the garden of wasps however, I suspect the bloody thing attracted more of them than it killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 April, 2013 Share Posted 20 April, 2013 Can of hairspray, lighter, amazing results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 size 9 Flip Flop on its head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 Can of hairspray, lighter, amazing results Burn down the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 When i worked at the general we used to whaft anaesthetic gas at the flies and pull their wings off, then they woke up and tried to fly and ran off the shelf and landed on their heads.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 My other fave way of killing insects is to drive a Combine Harvester down Fratton Road on match day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 spiders get splatterated & then i leave the corpse out as warning to others. Winged beats is ushered gently towards the exit, except wasp who i baseball with plastic ruler. I'm only allowed to get them mid-air tho, smashing landed wasps is not cricket yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 spiders get splatterated & then i leave the corpse out as warning to others. Winged beats is ushered gently towards the exit, except wasp who i baseball with plastic ruler. I'm only allowed to get them mid-air tho, smashing landed wasps is not cricket yo. 'It had been a while since a wasp had happened by, but the bear was happy to play the long game'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 'It had been a while since a wasp had happened by, but the bear was happy to play the long game'. that is Tokyo's b1tch Bear you can tell by the odd shape front bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 Was in the back garden the other day and saw a fly on his back in a bucket of water. He hadn't broken the water so was just floating there struggling with his legs twitching. Anyways I thought **** you fly you can stay there and get yourself out of the **** you've got yourself into. Thing is I was in the garden today and and he was still in there floating around legs twitching and stuff. He's been in there for over two days..... How long is he gonna last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 All bears are my *****.... Yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 April, 2013 Share Posted 21 April, 2013 Was in the back garden the other day and saw a fly on his back in a bucket of water. He hadn't broken the water so was just floating there struggling with his legs twitching. Anyways I thought **** you fly you can stay there and get yourself out of the **** you've got yourself into. Thing is I was in the garden today and and he was still in there floating around legs twitching and stuff. He's been in there for over two days..... How long is he gonna last? You should install a webcam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 You should install a webcam Like your style. It'll be like some kind of Fly snuff movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 Was in the back garden the other day and saw a fly on his back in a bucket of water. He hadn't broken the water so was just floating there struggling with his legs twitching. Anyways I thought **** you fly you can stay there and get yourself out of the **** you've got yourself into. Thing is I was in the garden today and and he was still in there floating around legs twitching and stuff. He's been in there for over two days..... How long is he gonna last? I feel an SWF sweepstake coming on....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 Sunlight beamed through a Magnifying Glass (or lens of a pair of binoculars) makes a great death ray for burning ants to a crisp. The best bit is if you get it just right they explode and pop about an inch into the air. They sell Mosquito zappers out here which iare basically electrified squash rackets. You get a nicely satisfying cracking sound a a whiff of burning when you zap a mossie or blue bottle. It really packs a punch as well. For some unknown reason if seems good fun to touch it after a few too many beers - ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 When I was a young draughtsman, working in a structural engineers office about 25 or so years ago, the office sport was to swat wasps with scale rule (basically a 30cm ruler to the un-educated). If the wasp was only stunned, a drop of tippex thinners would be applied, it would cause to have some sort of reaction & would curl up & sting itself. The corpse would then be added to the others along the top of the sash window. After a few week though, the cleaner refused to clean near the windows, so after that we'd collect the remains in a milk bottle. We managed to get about a pint-and-a-half worth one year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 Sunlight beamed through a Magnifying Glass (or lens of a pair of binoculars) makes a great death ray for burning ants to a crisp. The best bit is if you get it just right they explode and pop about an inch into the air. They sell Mosquito zappers out here which iare basically electrified squash rackets. You get a nicely satisfying cracking sound a a whiff of burning when you zap a mossie or blue bottle. It really packs a punch as well. For some unknown reason if seems good fun to touch it after a few too many beers - ouch!! They are also no good for playing badminton with or getting the top layers of leaves out of the pool although the pop when you dip it in the water is quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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