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Song for Osvaldo!?


Ulrich van Gobbel

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He stands just over 6 foot 3 dani, dani

He'll take us to the champions league dani, dani

He's big and he's strong and has lots of pace

If you don't pass to him he'll punch you in the face

Dani Osvaldo Southamptons goal machine

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To the tune of the Wurzels,'i've got a brand new combine harvester'

 

He's got a ****ty old school poneytail and it's plain to see,

He's got a shiity old school poneytail and a dodgy knee,

He looks like a raver,

From 1993,

He's got a ****ty old school poneytail and pompeys history.

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  • 4 months later...
He don't need no education

He has got great ball control

He had enough of AS Roma

His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo....

 

Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo

 

All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal

 

I like it - but it loses something when you change Pablo to Dani ;)

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Wish this song would get going. This and "Lovren feeling"

 

Definately get the 'Lovren feeling' on the go. Me and about twenty lads all sung it loud and proud towards the end of a boozy wedding, it definately works!

 

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I enjoyed the group at Stoke who were singing a Wanyama song, based on 'in the jungle'. It was funny and catchy, though I guess it wont take of as it will be perceived as racist?

 

'in the jungle, the might jungle, Wanyama comes to play'

 

 

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As for Dani Osvaldo, how about a simple old classic (Heartbeat by Buddy Holly?):

 

do do, do do do, do do, do do do, do do, do do do

 

woooaho Dani.. Dani Osvaldo he comes from Italy

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