TopGun Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Apparently it's coming! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225 I think Asimov got pretty close to this in a couple of his 1950/1960s novels. I suppose seven of nine was not really a robot. Has possibilities though IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Nothing new, I had 27 years of it. Then I got divorced. Tish Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Nothing new, I had 27 years of it. Then I got divorced. Tish Boom. :lol: +1 rep point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 FFS don't let Bearsy see this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 FFS don't let Bearsy see this.. Well, at least he'd volunteer to write the review so us lot don't have to bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 A veritable army of insatiable sexbots is just over the horizon intent on luring mankind into a life long orgy of sexual pleasure. Having considered the problem carefully I recommend a policy of unconditional surrender be adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Well, at least he'd volunteer to write the review so us lot don't have to bother I dunno! My gf has The Coil and even that scares me cos I'm terrify that one time I'll go too deep and The Coil will snag on my urethra. I dunno how I'd feel if my girlfriend had actual gear mechanisms and laser beams up her snatch. On the other hand there was that episode of Futurama where rather than spank off over celebrities, you just downloaded Helen Flanagan or whoever into ur sex-robot + do her properly. I can see the advantages of that system yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Never post Big Bang Theory videos here again, or ye shall feel my wrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 [video=youtube_share;Wm--gw0co8c] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 I always imagined you as being like the Indian guy off that, Bearsy. Just a bit more hirsute. Am I close to the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 I've longed to touch human flesh for years... then last night it finally happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 I always imagined you as being like the Indian guy off that, Bearsy. Just a bit more hirsute. Am I close to the truth? Yeah sure he's like my twin brother! I ain't actually googles hirsute, but I'm choosing to believe it means well hung! I think of Spudgun like he's george dawes from shooting stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 I once f*cked someone called Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 26 August, 2013 Share Posted 26 August, 2013 Yeah sure he's like my twin brother! I ain't actually googles hirsute, but I'm choosing to believe it means well hung! I think of Spudgun like he's george dawes from shooting stars. OMG, is this you, your twin and your wife? I saw this photo the other day and thought that the one on the left was doing a creepy enough look that it could be you. Also your house is in-keeping with your price pikey image. Nah, Spud isn't that attractive. I had him down as more of a Lou from Little Britain type geezer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydie Posted 27 August, 2013 Share Posted 27 August, 2013 Apparently it's coming! Lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirley precinct Posted 31 August, 2013 Share Posted 31 August, 2013 Behold the prophetic "Yours Truly 2095" by ELO. She is the latest in technology Almost mythology But she has a heart stone She has an i.q. of 1001 She has a jumpsuit on And she's also a telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 August, 2013 Share Posted 31 August, 2013 Those who are married know what sex with a robot is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 31 August, 2013 Share Posted 31 August, 2013 The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes. Plenty enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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