Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 Should he ask for Simon or Sarb when he gets there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 Should he ask for Simon or Sarb when he gets there? Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 I always thought Saint Stevo became Turkish. Dont think so, but it may answer a few questions. Turks hasnt got a gammy leg that Im aware of and probably dresses better than stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 How was your round of golf with MLT by the way Sarb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 How was your round of golf with MLT by the way Sarb? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. I knew I could rely on you SuperMikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 (edited) I call bullsh!t on that, but i'll still take the praise. We mutually follow each other on Twitter, so it was funny to see his name pop up on here.. Edited 11 December, 2013 by SuperMikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 I don't get it. Did sarb also play Matt le tiss at golf on Monday?, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 So UJ is DPS & MLT? WTF? Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I call bullsh!t on that, but i'll still take the praise. We mutually follow each other on Twitter, so it was funny to see his name pop up on here.. So you didn't find the link between Dibden Purlieu Saint and Unbelievable Jeff? I thought I'd given the TMS massive another investigation to follow, and I assumed that you had styled yourself on Anika Rice, running from the metaphorical helicopter to deliver the answer, while we all tried to get a glimpse of your arse. So I provided this clue.... 376109235580710912 == 46602 (99.34% likelihood) ...and you just guessed it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Apparently I am Dibden Purlieu Saint, although I very much doubt this. To prove my authenticity I asked Glasgow to meet up as I am currently in the Radisson in his City of residence but he declined. Think he thought I was gonna bum him or summit. Hey Sarb, If GS won't meet up with you and you are at a loose end, you should meet up with Dibden Purlieu Saint as he is also staying at the Radisson in Glasgow tonight. You two can get a photo together, that'll prove to everyone that you are not the same person. I think you maybe over complicating this one Bletch!! Case closed on this one im afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 2 people are allowed to stay in the same hotel you know Glasgow! Ffs. And if they just happen to be booked under the name Mr and Mrs Smith this must either be a mistake by the hotel staff or an admin error or something. God! You''re as bad as my wife! These confidences and admin errors happen all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I think you maybe over complicating this one Bletch!! Case closed on this one im afraid. I think you'll find that Toke made that one up Glasgow_Saint. The first thing I did was look a Dibden Purlieu Saint's Twitter statuses and that wasn't there. Then Toke produced that graphic from nowhere. Toke is like Jimmy McNulty from The Wire. He's a good investigator, but if he can take a few shortcuts, he will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I don't know how to do that Photoshop shizzle bletch. Mine was real and he deleted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Dudes, quit it! Ur gonna get Sarb/Simon/Jeff/DPS/MLT ban. Chalet creeps around here monitoring communications you know - Walls is ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I don't know how to do that Photoshop shizzle bletch. Mine was real and he deleted it. That can't be true Toke, otherwise that makes me look like a t**t. Say it ain't so. I looked in his timeline quite some time before you posted the image and that status wasn't there. Heigh ho. Well mine was more creative. Does he get banned now? Personally I think if someone goes to that much trouble to post again, we should take their new personality on its merits. I like the man's spunk. But then again, I'm not The Man so I don't make those decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 We need a poll - should UJ / DPS be re-banned? I will vote noas otherwise I will need to recruit a new forum stalker and other wannabes have not been as dedicated as UJ / DPS / Jeff / Sarb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Did you come to see me yesterday evening Glasgow? There was a weird note left under my hotel door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Did you come to see me yesterday evening Glasgow? There was a weird note left under my hotel door... Rule 1 (and if you can't, make it up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Rule 1 (and if you can't, make it up) It may well have been a colleague mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 We need a poll - should UJ / DPS be re-banned? I will vote noas otherwise I will need to recruit a new forum stalker and other wannabes have not been as dedicated as UJ / DPS / Jeff / Sarb Define irony: p.s been watching the Radisson all morning........ no sign of UJ or DPS yet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 It may well have been a colleague mind... Rule 1 on the colleague then we can make up your mind for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 It may well have been a colleague mind... Did you slip into your subconcious and become DPS, thus posting the note that you forgot about until waking up as Jeff this morning ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 We need a poll - should UJ / DPS be re-banned? I will vote noas otherwise I will need to recruit a new forum stalker and other wannabes have not been as dedicated as UJ / DPS / Jeff / Sarb That's right Glasgow_Saint, that's exactly what we need - a TMS lynch mob! Alternatively, chuck him in the St Chalet pond. If he floats he's a returning banned poster and should be banned again, if he sinks then he's someone called Sarb that now swims with the skates. But I vote none of the above. I vote that he stays, but has to make an excruciatingly embarrassing apology to everyone he has mislead. Either way we simply have to send the police round to his place to release Sarb from the cupboard under Unbelievable Jeff's stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 (edited) Did you come to see me yesterday evening Glasgow? There was a gloopy fluid in my ear... It may well have been a colleague mind... Too much information Sarb. Edited 12 December, 2013 by saintbletch A tautological trespass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Can we ban him and then protest when he is banned. We can even then pin the banning on me or someone else and a couple of liberal knobends can bang on about it for years. This is my favorite SWF scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I have already changed my avatar in anticipation of this favored scenario. Chalet - flick the switch. ♫♫♫♫♫ There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, we're burning big Louis tonight. ♫♫♫♫♫♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Can we ban him Look everyone he's at it again! Weasel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Look everyone he's at it again! Weasel! I think Tokes should be banned for his never ending crusade of getting people banned! And then we could have a protest to make sure he stays banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Tokyos won't be happy till he's the only poster left on the forum, but he has to consider, who will he steal jokes from if he's the only one here? This is the problem with weasels, they give no regard to the future, they is all about immediate gratification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I think Tokes should be banned for his never ending crusade of getting people banned! And then we could have a protest to make sure he stays banned. Remember when he sent that PM round trying to get us all to coordinate complaints against Deppo? The guy is an arsehole. Save Unbelievable Jeff from small-minded forum thought-police like Toke. Unbelievable Jeff is the TMS Nelson Mandela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Remember when he sent that PM round trying to get us all to coordinate complaints against Deppo? The guy is an arsehole. Save Unbelievable Jeff from small-minded forum thought-police like Toke. Unbelievable Jeff is the TMS Nelson Mandela. Dont feel too sorry for UJ / DPs - he has a Maserati and M3 And holidays in Glasgow in December!! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?47408-How-much http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?38748-My-M3-is-for-sale-o( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 +10 weasel points GS. You are now officialy invited to the weasel club. The first rule of weasel club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of weasel club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of weasel club is we don't talk about weasel club, cept to explain the rules of weasel club. You in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Remember when he sent that PM round trying to get us all to coordinate complaints against Deppo? The guy is an arsehole. Save Unbelievable Jeff from small-minded forum thought-police like Toke. Unbelievable Jeff is the TMS Nelson Mandela. I got that one, reported it to the mods... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 reported it to the mods... +5 weasel points 3B. You are now officially invited to the weasel club. The first rule of weasel club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of weasel club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of weasel club is we don't talk about weasel club, cept to explain the rules of weasel club. You in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Dont feel too sorry for UJ / DPs - he has a Maserati and M3 And holidays in Glasgow in December!! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?47408-How-much http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?38748-My-M3-is-for-sale-o( The only reason I have been in Glasgow is to laugh at poor people. And I don't have an M3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 +5 weasel points 3B. You are now officially invited to the weasel club. The first rule of weasel club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of weasel club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of weasel club is we don't talk about weasel club, cept to explain the rules of weasel club. You in? Yes, but I want to be the mole that reports your weasely nefarious activities to the mods. As long as you are unaware of this role then I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 You remind me of that Skate idiot at SMS the other night, offering people out when you know there is no chance of it happening. All gas and air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 The only reason I have been in Glasgow is to laugh at poor people. . I have forwarded this last post to my cousins in Glasgow who will happily meet you in the Radisson tonight. One of them mentioned sticking an M3 badge up your arse. #weaselpower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Yes, but I want to be the mole that reports your weasely nefarious activities to the mods. As long as you are unaware of this role then I'm in. FFS 3B - look at rule 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 12 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Unbelievable Jeff is the TMS Nelson Mandela. Well if its a Cremation burn him burn him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I have forwarded this last post to my cousins in Glasgow who will happily meet you in the Radisson tonight. One of them mentioned sticking an M3 badge up your arse. #weaselpower Is one of them GS, cos if so it turned out he was far too pussy to turn up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 FFS 3B - look at rule 3! Sorry, I just clicked on 'accept terms and conditions' without really reading them. I promise not to talk about mole, sorry, weasel club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 Is one of them GS, cos if so it turned out he was far too pussy to turn up. I think the problem was Simon is they were wandering round the meeting rooms as you suggest looking for an Indian gentleman. You probably walked right past them, swinging you keys and BMW key ring while planning a golf match with Le Tiss on twitter. These things are easily done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 I have already changed my avatar in anticipation of this favored scenario. Chalet - flick the switch. ♫♫♫♫♫ There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, we're burning big Louis tonight. ♫♫♫♫♫♫ A weasel you might well be, sir, but I can only applaud your knowledge and use of an Alex Harvey song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 You are now officially invited to the Alex Harvey club. The first rule of Alex Harvey club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of Alex Harvey club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of Alex Harvey club is we don't talk about Alex Harvey club, cept to explain the rules of Alex Harvey club and clarify that it is no way the same as weasel club. You in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 You are now officially invited to the Alex Harvey club. The first rule of Alex Harvey club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of Alex Harvey club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of Alex Harvey club is we don't talk about Alex Harvey club, cept to explain the rules of Alex Harvey club and clarify that it is no way the same as weasel club. You in? Can I join?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 You are now officially invited to the Alex Harvey club. The first rule of Alex Harvey club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of Alex Harvey club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of Alex Harvey club is we don't talk about Alex Harvey club, cept to explain the rules of Alex Harvey club and clarify that it is no way the same as weasel club. You in? Hell yeah. I'm off to find my torn striped T-shirt right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 First member of Alex Harvey club that burns big bearsy wins a prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 December, 2013 Share Posted 12 December, 2013 +10 weasel points GS. i'll keep the weasel points seperated out from the reps points for reporting purposes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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