Spudders Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I think Tokyo has a lot of impressionable child friends on facebook and he's asking them all to vote, you should have been prepared for that Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 yeah tokyos has got his father-in-law's sweat shops working round the clock on this. He reminds me of Veruca Salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Can we have an update on the scores plse bear? I need to know if I have to do tv advert in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 i don't want to ruin the excitement yo! There is lots of close contests going down! The female poster of the year category in particular is v.close wrestling match, i dunno if to call it a draw or just throw jello on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Just saw your mainboard begging post of the day. This will dilute the Japanese vote. I better get more sushi hampers sent. Fish for votes, it's the Japanese way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 yeah i thought i would solicit main board support cos they is known for their firm anti-tokyos stance. I'm slightly worried tho bout suffering a bear counter-strike for breaking up their dumb conversations bout stadiums or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 How long are the polls open for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Yeah bear, how long have I got to keep campaigning for? This is getting expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 dunno i weren't thinking there was rush. I'll prob have to close it by friday tho cos I'm meeting up with the winner of female poster of the year on new year's eve + i want to give her time to get her std checks + shave legs etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 dunno i weren't thinking there was rush. I'll prob have to close it by friday tho cos I'm meeting up with the winner of female poster of the year on new year's eve + i want to give her time to get her std checks + shave legs etc Remind Tokyos to do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 tokyos is naturally hairless like gollum, or worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I'm actually bit worried bout tokyos + think everyone should vote tokyos. I think this might be his last christmas. Every year tokyos puts up load of mistletoe in his house + then "accidentally" sets kitchen fire. He is phone for firemens + is like "ooh pls i need lots of firemens in my house immediate!" Then when they arrive they find he is wearing negligee + no pants and he looks up and goes omg i did not see bout there was that mistletoe up here! Oh well come here you big brute of man let us get busy + tongues! But problem is this year all the firemens is refuse to respond, and tokyos is burn to death. he is weasel that cry wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I'm not doing that again. Last year was very disappointing when 'fireman bear' arrived 0.35 seconds after I made the phone call. This almost seemed like a set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 If further evidence was needed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 v.dangerous to post such sexy images on public forum! Imagine if catholic nun was just passing through saintsweb she would catch one glance of that picture and she would instantly cream herself and would have to return to monastry with thick vag juice dribbling down her leg hairs. It might cost her orders yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 talkin of that, what happened with the catholic bird bear? Did our advice help? If so, photos plse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 lols i have not seal that deal yet(!). We went out one time, you know not on date like in a group, but she was v.boring and i ditched them to go meet some other mates. She is off work at mo. She is claiming car accident but she sent me pic + I'm pretty sure she's had nose job. I am not taking further action till i see outcome of nose job. If they take off plaster + it has come out pig nose or something then i will regretfully have to pass on this opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 lols i have not seal that deal yet(!). We went out one time, you know not on date like in a group, but she was v.boring and i ditched them to go meet some other mates. She is off work at mo. She is claiming car accident but she sent me pic + I'm pretty sure she's had nose job. I am not taking further action till i see outcome of nose job. If they take off plaster + it has come out pig nose or something then i will regretfully have to pass on this opportunity. Oi Mods this post is reported! How DARE The Bear be a self confessed Pigist. Every 45 year old + man on the planet knows that the woman of our dreams was Miss Piggy. BURN THE BEAR WITCH My God a Vote for the Bear is a vote for the EDL. Pap to TMS pap to TMS political emergency in progress Hmm I think I will make this into a thingy I shall call it? Yes the Bear Witch Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 hmm this feels like over-reaction phil! I feel like ever since you found out how i single handedly arranged the cancellation of all al jism dubai football parties, ur looking to jihad. Ur over-reach this time tho. No-one likes pig nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 If you shave a bear it looks like a pig, fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I dunno suffering. Looks more like Turks than a pig to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Remember people - VOTE TOKYO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I've just been told via PM that although "it's been decided" that I won't win anything, I will receive a lifetime achievement award from "the committee". I feel like Peter O'Toole, only slightly less dead. The poll is fixed. Fancy letting Bear organise it and collate the results. It's like letting Sepp Blatter decide where the World Cup gets hosted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Fancy letting Bear organise it and collate the results. It's like letting Sepp Blatter decide where the World Cup gets hosted! I'm amazed that this aspect of it has taken so long to come up! I must admit it is v.temptation to announce some "surprise" winners like Barry Sanchez surprise winner of Main Board Sense+Knowledge award. saintbletch for least valuable poster etc. You guise won't hvae a clue! You'll just have to take it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Nah we want official results posted bear http://help.surveymonkey.com/articles/en_US/kb/Sharing-Survey-Results If not, we are taking over the main square and protesting until you have to sneak off to Russia for help and asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I'm amazed that this aspect of it has taken so long to come up! I must admit it is v.temptation to announce some "surprise" winners like Barry Sanchez surprise winner of Main Board Sense+Knowledge award. saintbletch for least valuable poster etc. You guise won't hvae a clue! You'll just have to take it! I can't be bought, Bear. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth until I prove that the poll was rigged. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. You have made an enemy today, Bear, and you will live to regret it. Unless I somehow win the "Most Verbose Poster" award category, then we might turn a blind eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Don't worry bletch, sometimes when I am voting, I am putting you as LVP. You might have a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 pls can you investigate how tokyos is doing this bletch? Soon as i saw there was 14 people voting tokyos - tokyos! - as "most valuable poster" i knew that there was some serious flaw in the security system. I mean, i gave him one of them just as like a sympathy vote cos i didn't think he'd get any. He definitely would give himself a vote. But the other 12 is unaccountable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Bear this is your system, to say the system is failing is to say you are failing. Just cause the election isn't going your way, don't start protesting, you ain't Mandela you know. When I am official forum king, you can be court jester or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 check ur facts tokyos! It is not SurveyBear it is SurveyMonkey! I am not CEO of survey monkey! If tokyos is finish above me as king of muppet show, then i am gonna take this all the way to NATO yo! Hans Blicks is gonna go postal when he hears bout these abuses of human rights! is most rig election since obama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Look bear have I won yet or not, I dont know whether to change my location yet and basically start shouting loudly at anyone who disagrees with me proclaiming myself the main board king and essentially repeating over and over again until they give up and put me on ignore Alternatively I could just change my name to Barry Sanchez for much the same effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 You must have been posting with less sense + knowledge today smirking cos you have dropped to fourth place. Rank outsider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Don't worry bletch, sometimes when I am voting, I am putting you as LVP. You might have a chance. LVP? Loquaciously Verbose Poster? I'm good with that. Cheers Toke. Bear, I would imagine that Toke is deleting cookies, or spoofing IP addresses. Or his fellating FiL has written some cross-site Javascript to inject votes. Those Japaneses is smart. Either way it's easy to categorically prove. If Toke gets more than one vote in any category, then he has been proven to be cheating. There simply is no other viable explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 You must have been posting with less sense + knowledge today smirking cos you have dropped to fourth place. Rank outsider! Serious ? Jeez I better sort this out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 chalet pls can you ban tokyos he has been eating cookies. Tks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Serious ? Jeez I better sort this out Word. Monk + Colins + Minty are having a threesome at the mo. Ur just watching. Get involved smirking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I'll vote for you smirkers - I haven't voted yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 you see how he is openly taunt the democratic system chalet? Is you let this stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Word. Monk + Colins + Minty are having a threesome at the mo. Ur just watching. Get involved smirking! Monk ?! Theres already an ITK poll for that smug little bastard, colinBJ ? The grumpy old git and minty ? What the hell has Mo from eastenders old ****bag got to do with sense ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Oh, I'm against the democratic system? Which one of us is not publishing free open results? Which one of us is keeping the result underwraps? Which one of us is Mandela with the power of the people behind him and which one of us is PW Botha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Monk ?! Theres already an ITK poll for that smug little bastard, colinBJ ? The grumpy old git and minty ? What the hell has Mo from eastenders old ****bag got to do with sense ? I voted for you Smirker. It seemed ludicrous to vote for myself, even I don't find myself talking sense 99% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 it's not over yet is it you fucking dumbass! When we're electing king or whatever they don't stop at half time & tell everyone how many votes they is counted so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Not you kraken, I'm calling tokyos fucking dumbass. You was just collateral damage xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Taken out by friendly fire from the bear :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 colinBJ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I voted for you Smirker. It seemed ludicrous to vote for myself, even I don't find myself talking sense 99% of the time. Seems fair comment it's not over yet is it you fucking dumbass! When we're electing king or whatever they don't stop at half time & tell everyone how many votes they is counted so far! Harsh response from bear. When the power is slipping from his grasp, his true colours are showing. VOTE TOKYO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 i currently have 9% lead over tokyos for king of muppet shows. If he is outstrip me with more illegal votes from cookie eating asian sweat shops then these elections will never see the light of day. It will be coup d'etat yo! Me + my followers will be running through st.mary's, pants at half mast and our knives dripping with blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 9%, how many votes is that out of interest bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Erm i actually have technical problem with survey now. It seems to have stopped counting votes after first 100 votes. It seems to think i should pay £299 if i want to see the full results. I am prob a bit against paying £299. Does anyone have spare £299? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 colinBJ ? The grumpy old git Only the second time that variation has been used. I'm impressed! Can you not declare the results based on the results as they stood at 100 Bear? (100 people voted....!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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