Convict Colony Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 Also is it me or is she displaying her hands in a weird manner, like she is showing the hands that have ****ed off a thousand seamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 she is nasty IMO. I'd love to have seen her face when he got his mum to drop them at nandos. Fucking gold-digger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 I just love the fact that in this instance she is the perfect woman in most blokes eyes for the perfect 1st date. Bloke shows up to a date, can't be ****ed and takes her to the cheapest restaurant for dinner. She is dressed like a absolute slut and has hired a 3 star hotel room for the evening in the knowledge she has somewhere to video him in privacy without her 18 kids walking in on her and ruining her scoop for the papers. Nando's is demolished and then he goes back to the room and ****s her or get's bj's for hours (****ing x factor yeah right !!!) then gets a lift home. in my book he is a legend, reckon Sam Gallagher will do the same after his hatrick tonight. Who said that chicken wasn't full of steroids ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 is it today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 is it today? Thats what he said. I reckon he's busy taking the crust off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 I said earlier that these people (living the dream through the prism of SuperMikey's love life) may just be products of my own fevered imagination. I think we can now eliminate that as a hypothesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 When you're all sobbing into your sunday roast later today, take a quick look around the table. As you gaze at your rapidly ageing wife, your selfish and distant children and the dog dragging its a*se along the carpet, think of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 When you're all sobbing into your sunday roast later today, take a quick look around the table. As you gaze at your rapidly ageing wife, your selfish and distant children and the dog dragging its a*se along the carpet, think of me. Which of these apparently divergent things do you think most closely resembles you? I wouldn't like to be looking at the wrong one whilst contemplating you, so I'd appreciate a steer in the right direction. Other than that, hope the date goes well; it's been five years since I went on a date, but it was in Winchester and we ended up married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 2 February, 2014 You see super mikey, be careful! One wrong move and you might end up putting a ring on it. I once too went on a date and also ended up married. It's a tightrope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 You see super mikey, be careful! One wrong move and you might end up putting a ring on it. I once too went on a date and also ended up married. It's a tightrope! Mikey is young - it's a good thing for him that he posted his dating intentions here first, or he'd have had to do without excellent advice such as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 I've also been on a date today in winchester, it ended succesfully ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 I've also been on a date today in winchester, it ended succesfully ;-) Rule 1 mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 I've also been on a date today in winchester, it ended succesfully ;-) I take it you survived the whole night without SuperMikey discovering your tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 February, 2014 Share Posted 2 February, 2014 I take it you survived the whole night without SuperMikey discovering your tackle. Unfortunately not.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 3 February, 2014 Share Posted 3 February, 2014 Unfortunately not.. Hatch and Mikey in a chuckle brothers event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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