Goatboy Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 OK, so MOPO is gogo. No point worrying about it. We need to move on. So what are your priorities for next season? Mine? Can we please, by all that is holy, get rid of the Carling and get some decent beer in. We may well need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Let's get some f***ing strong s*** for next season, bottles of BrewDog Hardcore IPA, at 9.2%, may be strong enough to get me through next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Thicker paper towels in the toilets, all players to wear different colour boots & Ethnic versions of Sammy the Saint to appeal to the rest of the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Thicker paper towels in the toilets, all players to wear different colour boots & Ethnic versions of Sammy the Saint to appeal to the rest of the world! Any towels would be better than no towels. They run out in 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Any towels would be better than no towels. They run out in 10 minutes. Ok, a Sammy the Saint in each toilet so we can dry our hands on his warm soft furry arms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 THE KIT FFS!!!! WE STILL DONT HAVE A F***ING KIT!!! :hunt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Can the games start at 3.05pm please, as I always seem to miss the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 All games to be played in my garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Can the games start at 3.05pm please, as I always seem to miss the start. yep and also each half finish at 3.35 and and 4.35 so no one misses any of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 28 May, 2014 Share Posted 28 May, 2014 Ok, a Sammy the Saint in each toilet so we can dry our hands on his warm soft furry arms! I almost misread that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 (edited) Can we get a toilet attendant in each bog with a large selection of colognes and perfumes please. "Right smell for the poonani" and all that. I've sat next to one or two stinkys at St Mary's (I'll include the wife in that :-D ), and having the opportunity for them to get spritzed in the testes and ting would be terrific. If you put a pound in his basket, he'll give you a lolly too. EDIT: I jusr re-read that and would like to confirm that my wife does not have testes. Edited 29 May, 2014 by SNSUN Faux pas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 We need to take the upcoming WC Drinks break concept into next season so that we can all pop out and get a Saints Ale halfway through each half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 Wee tubes. So you don't have to leave your seat for a piddle. (Birds are excluded in this.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 We need to take the upcoming WC Drinks break concept into next season so that we can all pop out and get a Saints Ale halfway through each half I thought those porta potty chicks you have in Dubai were there for that reason or do they only like rich dudes on boats ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 Can we get a toilet attendant in each bog with a large selection of colognes and perfumes please. "Right smell for the poonani" and all that. I've sat next to one or two stinkys at St Mary's (I'll include the wife in that :-D ), and having the opportunity for them to get spritzed in the testes and ting would be terrific. If you put a pound in his basket, he'll give you a lolly too. EDIT: I jusr re-read that and would like to confirm that my wife does not have testes. I'd 'like' this post if I could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 I thought those porta potty chicks you have in Dubai were there for that reason or do they only like rich dudes on boats ;-) 1) We are allowed to drink in our seats at most local sporting events 2) We have waiter service at many of them. Apart from the Rugby 7's when we have to combine buying a case of beer with the loo run 3) We all know someone with a Yacht. That's easy to arrange if needed.. The porta potty chicks have 2 categories. Flying Mattresses who have a 4 day attention span and as long as you are prepared to listen to their story of how annoying X Y or Z passengers are you will score or 2) Bling chasers - basically 20 somethings who will get left on the shelf when they hit mid 30's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 Everyone to be imprisoned in their seats while the game is in progress. This will stop them wandering up and down the steps and blocking my view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 1) We are allowed to drink in our seats at most local sporting events 2) We have waiter service at many of them. Apart from the Rugby 7's when we have to combine buying a case of beer with the loo run 3) We all know someone with a Yacht. That's easy to arrange if needed.. The porta potty chicks have 2 categories. Flying Mattresses who have a 4 day attention span and as long as you are prepared to listen to their story of how annoying X Y or Z passengers are you will score or 2) Bling chasers - basically 20 somethings who will get left on the shelf when they hit mid 30's Flying mattresses hahahahahaha never heard that one before, quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 May, 2014 Share Posted 29 May, 2014 Flying mattresses hahahahahaha never heard that one before, quality Always found it more polite than calling them Air Screw. Meanwhile, after her stunningly successful audition on Tuesday night, Mrs EoA HAS to be signed up to be head Cheerleader. (Eric will be along shortly asking you lot where I am as he DOES want to kill me. In short there was no golf involved, it was all within the tolerance limits of a Muslim Society, but it did involve 2-4-1 drinks and Karaoke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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