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In candy stripe shirt the Spiderman comes

Softly through the shadow of the evenin' sun

Stealin' the ball off the blissfully dead

Looking for the victim shivering in bed

Searchin' out fear in the gathering dark

And suddenly a movement in the middle of the park

And there is nothing you can do when you realize with fright

That the Spiderman is having you for dinner tonight

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Good effort Deano. I like well thought out song that are unlikely to be used.

 

Pay my respects to Alan Pardew.

Send my condolences to Poch.

Give my regards to Nigel Adkins

He did the best he could, non stop.

 

And as for Ronald Koeman.

You made the team that I now know.

Something, something.

Cos here we go.

 

Are we Koeman's.

Or some old chancers.

Our defence is vital, our mid field is bold.

And our forwards are fierce.

And looking for an answer.

 

Are we Koeman's or some old chancer's.

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Who's the greatest chief exec the world has ever seen?

L-E-S-L-I-E-R-E-E-D-E

 

Leslie Reede!

(Ralph Krueger!)

Leslie Reede!

(Ralph Krueger!)

 

They don't care that we can't spell

OI OI OI!

 

Edit: This is mickey mouse song pls

 

Try a bit harder. I know you've got it in you.

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The "Morgan song problem" being that we've only got two of them for him already?

 

The problem is that they're sh!t. Unlike this one, which is boss. Remember he only decided to play for us at the start of the season because we sang him a song.

 

“So I started training, I took pleasure in touch the ball, I really needed to play football, and I was made to play against Liverpool. At Anfield, all fans of Southampton applauded me and my name was chanted. It has warmed my heart. I knew then that I would spend the season at Southampton.”

 

Link

 

It's good, and I like it.

 

Swap "Looking for the victim shivering in bed" for "Scoring a goal with his feet or his head"

 

Wait, has he ever scored with his head?

 

At home v Hull, 4-1:

 

 

 

 

Good effort Deano. I like well thought out song that are unlikely to be used.

 

Pay my respects to Alan Pardew.

Send my condolences to Poch.

Give my regards to Nigel Adkins

He did the best he could, non stop.

 

And as for Ronald Koeman.

You made the team that I now know.

Something, something.

Cos here we go.

 

Are we Koeman's.

Or some old chancers.

Our defence is vital, our mid field is bold.

And our forwards are fierce.

And looking for an answer.

 

Are we Koeman's or some old chancer's.

 

:toppa:

 

Just do more e's.

 

I think he's done quite enough!

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The problem is that they're sh!t. Unlike this one, which is boss. Remember he only decided to play for us at the start of the season because we sang him a song.

 

“So I started training, I took pleasure in touch the ball, I really needed to play football, and I was made to play against Liverpool. At Anfield, all fans of Southampton applauded me and my name was chanted. It has warmed my heart. I knew then that I would spend the season at Southampton.”

 

Sooooo, the current songs are so "sh!t" that they actually persuaded Schneiderlin to stay (your evidence) and therefore we need different songs for him?

 

Are you running Portsmouth FC?

 

:mcinnes:

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To the tune of Knee's up Mother Brown:

 

Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin

Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin

Up the table we must go

Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh

If he sees you running

He'll take legs right out

Mor-gan, Mor-gan

Nearly born a German

Mor-gan Schneid-er-lin

 

Oh my, what a rotten song

What a rotten song

What a rotten song

Oh my, what a rotten song

And what a rotten singer

Too-oo-ooh

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Simple, to the tune of the French national anthem like United did with Ooh ahh Cantona, simply sing his name:

 

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan

Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

 

I've been saying this for months and months (also, see post #12 above.)

 

It's so obvious, relevant to his nationality, and singable loudly.

 

Unfortunately, there is not much scope for The Northam to clap along like seals, bash the backboards and speed it up to 240 beats per minute, though; so, it's unlikely to catch on there.

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Sooooo, the current songs are so "sh!t" that they actually persuaded Schneiderlin to stay (your evidence) and therefore we need different songs for him?

 

Are you running Portsmouth FC?

 

:mcinnes:

 

Mods - can we remove this guy? His negativity is bringing down my otherwise delightful thread.

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This song sounded great yesterday!! Really glad it got off the ground (so many don't). I never really knew how new songs get started before, but was very proud to hear it being belted out on the terraces - and it looked like Morgs really appreciated it too!

 

Be great to hear it being rolled out now at Villa Park, where our rowdy away support should see it really catching on!

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