Ski Jumping - is it all that?

[AlexLaw76]

These guys seem to think so - https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/05/penis-injection-doping-claims-in-winter-olympics-ski-jumping-investigated-by-wada

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[benjii]

Thanks for the tip!

[Gloucester Saint]

Apparently two of the Norwegian ski jumpers cheated last year.

It might bring them a distance of 5m, but the pain of that….wonder if they can still use their old man as normal for other purposes during the event?

[AlexLaw76]

I mean, seems normal, right?

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During its 26-year history, the World Anti-Doping Agency has faced thousands of questions about athletes using illicit substances. Thursday, however, surely marked the first time it was asked whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further.

 

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

I mean, seems normal, right?

 

Imagine how far they can piss? 

[badgerx16]

This might explain why every jumper is measured before going out onto the ramp. There have been a couple of jumpers DQ'd just before their jump during the current season.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

"Hyularonic acid injected into the penis can last up to 18 months"

So, good value for money too.

[Badger]

3 hours ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Imagine how far they can piss? 

Might be an Olympic event soon then. 

[Gloucester Saint]

It’ll be interesting to see if the Scots can curl one off successfully again in Cortina-Milan https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5ypxgl1l0o

[whelk]

Just to let you all know, having a huge penis can sometimes be a burden

[Weston Super Saint]

Maybe he needed the extra few mm to tuck something in?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c70nkpdz7xgo

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Austrian ski jumper Daniel Tschofenig said he felt "extremely stupid" after being disqualified from the men's large hill individual event for wearing oversized boots.

Tschofenig, 23, had comfortably qualified for Saturday's final but his Winter Olympics medal hopes were dashed due to an error with his kit.

The 2025 World Cup champion was found to be wearing boots that were four millimetres larger than the rules permitted.

 

[badgerx16]

14 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Maybe he needed the extra few mm to tuck something in?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/c70nkpdz7xgo

 

An American female ski jumper was DQ'd because her skis were 1cm too long.