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In a string of unfortunate circumstances, Lowe's departing photocall co-incided with an unexplained shortage of KY Jel in Southampton, moments after being trapped in an elevator with around 20 members of The Saints Web.

 

Sources state that at least Lowe has departed understanding what the average Saints fan has felt like these past 5 years.

 

Meanwhile, Police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a painting from the Boardroom at St Mary's stadium

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Ex-Saints supremo Rupert Lowe is looking to fill a gap in the market for blood-loving sports fans desperate to find comfort in these troubled economic times - by bringing Spanish bullfighting to football grounds across the country.

 

Lowe commented "Having studied the art myself for a few years, I felt now was the right time to bring something new to the scene here in the UK, and what with the Euro exchange rates getting worse by the day, why not bring part of Spain to the UK instead?".

 

Lowe was also keen to emphasise that the idea was his brainchild - in fact the new role is indeed so hands-on that he is currently in charge of everything whilst the business is in its infancy. Ticket sales, merchandising, catering, torero, indeed there is nothing that Lowe won't do to get this off the ground.

 

The downside, as Lowe puts it himself, is "the lack of funding and subsequent difficulties in finding the right equipment and staff to make this work". However, thanks to some generosity from the Saints Megastore on his final day at the club, they offered him a free Saints scarf as he begins his first session as a fully-fledged torero...

 

We managed to catch an exclusive glimpse of his first training session down at St. Mary's...

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Nice one Texas. Though must admit I didn't notice it at first glance and thought you'd forgot to put your caption in!!! (I was trying to avoid looking the c**** anymore than I had to)

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Saints Merchandising Department happily announce that after record breaking sales of their new Dartboard / Punch Bag design featuring ol' rosy cheeks, the club are now solvent. ;)

 

However there may be a set back as Roops intends filing a Beckhamesque image rights case against the club :(

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