SaintRobbie Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 (edited) With apologies to Saint Lard for finding it... 'What?! That's a football I'm pointing at not a hockey ball? Doh...!' Edited 5 April, 2009 by SaintRobbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 "I'm a ****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stepgar Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 Can you put a Fruit Pastal in your mouth with out chewing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 In a string of unfortunate circumstances, Lowe's departing photocall co-incided with an unexplained shortage of KY Jel in Southampton, moments after being trapped in an elevator with around 20 members of The Saints Web. Sources state that at least Lowe has departed understanding what the average Saints fan has felt like these past 5 years. Meanwhile, Police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a painting from the Boardroom at St Mary's stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 oops, just remembered I used this side when I ran out of toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 oops, just remembered I used this side when I ran out of toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 5 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 5 April, 2009 Can you put a Fruit Pastal in your mouth with out chewing it? LOL! Tea to monitor moment there! How about: Rupert Lowe looks shocked after keeping Saints up for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSt Peter Saint Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 You're a complete shambles. You're fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 (with apologies to saint lard for finding it!) rupert reflects on time at radley as lawrie sticks the painting up his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 (with apologies to Saint Lard for finding it!) "Smells like the working classes" "How long do i have to hold this horrible thing for" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 is this what the lunatic fringe wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 "How many more times Andrew ? Lubrication man, lubrication ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 A distraught Rupert Lowe struggles to come to terms with the financial implications of his 6% shareholding in SLH being worth less than this scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 "What do you mean this isn't Franklin Gardens!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Uwe Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 Ex-Saints supremo Rupert Lowe is looking to fill a gap in the market for blood-loving sports fans desperate to find comfort in these troubled economic times - by bringing Spanish bullfighting to football grounds across the country. Lowe commented "Having studied the art myself for a few years, I felt now was the right time to bring something new to the scene here in the UK, and what with the Euro exchange rates getting worse by the day, why not bring part of Spain to the UK instead?". Lowe was also keen to emphasise that the idea was his brainchild - in fact the new role is indeed so hands-on that he is currently in charge of everything whilst the business is in its infancy. Ticket sales, merchandising, catering, torero, indeed there is nothing that Lowe won't do to get this off the ground. The downside, as Lowe puts it himself, is "the lack of funding and subsequent difficulties in finding the right equipment and staff to make this work". However, thanks to some generosity from the Saints Megastore on his final day at the club, they offered him a free Saints scarf as he begins his first session as a fully-fledged torero... We managed to catch an exclusive glimpse of his first training session down at St. Mary's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 With apologies to Saint Lard for finding it... 'What?! That's a football I'm pointing at not a hockey ball? Doh...!' "i bet nineteen canteen doesnt have one of these" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sold To The Man @ The Bar Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 Rupert looked slightly miffed when he was told it wasn't the Rugby outfit Northampton Saints he was buying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 "Am I bovered, scarf, face, fans, scarf, face, I'm not bovered" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 SAINTS..Did not know it meant so much to so many..When I found out, did I really care. Did it show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 Rupert struggled to put on a smile as he unwrapped the scarf granny knitted for his birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 "What do you call those people stupid enough to give me their hard earned cash to purchase such tat as this from one's retail outlet"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 5 April, 2009 Share Posted 5 April, 2009 One thought it was a cravat!! Or it may look better in tweed! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas_saint Posted 6 April, 2009 Share Posted 6 April, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rut Posted 6 April, 2009 Share Posted 6 April, 2009 Nice one Texas. Though must admit I didn't notice it at first glance and thought you'd forgot to put your caption in!!! (I was trying to avoid looking the c**** anymore than I had to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 6 April, 2009 Share Posted 6 April, 2009 Does it matter which end I tie to the Itchen Bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 April, 2009 Share Posted 6 April, 2009 Saints Merchandising Department happily announce that after record breaking sales of their new Dartboard / Punch Bag design featuring ol' rosy cheeks, the club are now solvent. However there may be a set back as Roops intends filing a Beckhamesque image rights case against the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 6 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 April, 2009 does it matter which end i tie to the itchen bridge? lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now