Um Bongo

Maradonna

Joachim Löw

What about the german bloke we were linked with? The national coach?

What I would give to have a football club that was just boring for once.

Well, as mentioned, it was a good performance. Rovers were poor, which was surprising. Davis - Two world class saves, not a lot else to do. 8/10 Butterfield - Steady, solid. 7/10 Fonte - Too good for this league. 9/10 Martin - Looked like an experienced pro, not a 20 year old playing his forth game. 8/10 Harding - Got stuck in, few wild passes but he's a left back, to be expected. 7/10 Puncheon - Had a good game, still needs to look up. 8/10 Hammond - Put himself about. 7/10 Schneiderlin - Didn't really notice too much. 6/10 Lallana - Brilliant before he had to go off. 8/10 Lambert - Well off the pace. 6/10 Barnard - Never stopped running, got his goal which he deserved. 9/10 Funniest moment of the day - The overweight ball boy who got his throw totally wrong and threw it over Puncheons head. Cue 'YOU FAT BASTARD' at him. Even the Bristol Rover players were laughing. Fair play to him though, he didn't cry.

That was a brilliant performance. Could have easily been 6/7/8. Rovers had a few chances but only when the game was out of their reach. Davis made a fantastic save in the first half. MOTM was easily Fonte. Dealt with everything and so calm and cool with the ball. Not one player played bad today. Got a few videos of two of the goals for those who couldn't make it.

Just leaving now, COYWWARS!

If you put as much effort into supporting the team as slagging off the old bill you'd probably be the best fan in the world. Ever.

Looks like the new guy still won't have his clearance to play.

Play like that on Saturday and we'll have our first 3 points of the season.

Best bit was Mike in pain from Cramp lol.

Erm it is a public place. A public place is generally an indoor or outdoor area, whether privately or publicly owned, to which the public have access by right or by invitation, expressed or implied, whether by payment of money or not.

You'd be surprised how thick some of the morons can be.

They don't act the same way at a Cricket or Rugby match because there is no need to! And your right, probably not just the pompey game, but the combination of situations we have had some influence.

It's a public place, anyone can film anyone. Why on earth one bloke with a camera wound so many people up is beyond me. IF you really want to blame someone, blame the mongs who have been banged up for the pompey game. If we didn't cause trouble, there would be no reason to film!

Any recommendations for parking?

Puncheon was absolute dump. We are missing Antonio/Waigo big time. We were unlucky in the first half, keeper has pulled off some good saves. Barnard worked very hard. Thought Jadhi was off form as well, needless hoofing. Still, not panicking, Lambert's off the mark and let's hope 3 points next week.

Tickets are: Advance: £12 for Adults £10 for Students/OAPS/Young Adults/Juniors £0 for Accompanied Juniors Match Day: Prices increase by £2. Only Northam and Kingsland open.

He can't join our club.

need 3 to win from 21 balls. 174-7.

Isn't that their job? Do you think they stopped all other police work on the day of the Saints v Pompey game just to nick a few idiots?

Haha brilliant finish, Somerset could have run out christian but forgot to do it

We win!

Need 2 to win off the last ball!

Looks like we'll be playing Somerset.