Um Bongo

Lolz. I think you'll find in this case it was a good thing, As i got my shirt with no problems x

All the real fans would have bought it when it first came out anyway. You had your chance.

Didn't we play Bayern Munich in January of some season? And wasn't that the Ted Bates Trophy?

James Beattie is free to leave stoke if they receive a suitable offer.

I'm sorry, some people are deluded. You have to wonder if they post on here just to try and wind other people up. Jeez.

I know he's a skate, but Linvoy is a good man. Probably the least he deserves, a 'proper' footballer.

Sounds like Wotton's getting his tackles in for next week.

One of my favourite players at the moment. He's not the best at passing, but he more then makes up for it with his effort and commitment.

Watch this be back page headlines in the Echo at some point over the next few days.

If he was missing without a reason, then yes. He is injured. It's not suspicious.

That will be where the Echo got the story from then.

Watch us beat Reading and our mong fans go into overdrive on how good we are. It's a friendly FFS. Player's don't give their all. Didn't we beat West Ham a few seasons ago, only to go down? Whats the big deal if we win or not?

They just flew over my house. Awesome noise.

Should have taken the full first team to get used to the 'conditions'. I'll be surprised in the full squad can fit in the away dressing room! Complete dump.

So any news about Memberships?

We lost 2-0.

Not bothered on other people's views on us, they think they have a good squad, good one 'em. If they honestly want to think 'lambert and Lallana' are our only decent players let them. They seem to think they will **** this league. Give it until October when they are mid table and they might have a shock or two.

So they will receive a points deduction then?

He's only been here a week but still done more then Pulis has achieved in his whole time here. Well done Frazer.

Vettel had a terrible start, think he's last now! Hamilton up to second, Webber leading.

So what will replace 'Yellows'?

He's been found. Currently in a stand off with police.

Excellent signing, and solves the right back problem. I'd still seek another as cover, however the Defence looks solid. Now for a midfielder & Striker and we are done.

Mark Webber is probably the luckiest man alive. Just summersaulted his car!!!

Has Minty done a runner?