Disco Stu

We were never keeping a clean sheet. Very dodgy at the back.

Mixed half. We've been moving the ball too slowly for my liking but cracking header from Schlotterbeck. Bragg has been our best player so far. Looks composed.

We're looking very dodgy at the back.

Ward-Prowse territory.

Good luck to the commentator telling them apart now!

Wake up Saints! Seem to have to concede first before we can impose ourselves.

Another slow start.

No amount of science can stop a two footed challenge on Larin at Fratton Park.

Looks like they're getting food chained.

https://x.com/nottmtails/status/2094749506638073931

Probably wouldn't have been happy playing second fiddle to Larin.

Who?

I've heard he can play all three at the same time!

Rak-Sakyi's £4m deal to Charlton fell through earlier in the summer. I wouldn't be opposed to selling Edozie for £4m and using the money to bring him in.

I can't say I noticed any booing on Saturday.

You also said "I don't like all these new fangled descriptions but if we have to use them..." So if you're going to use these silly categories, you're wrong. JWP plays a more advanced role and that's how he's capable of getting goals and assists like he was getting at West Ham.

JWP is not a 6. WHU fans bemoaned the fact he was moved into the 6 role in his second season and never looked effective for them. His first excellent season for them was in an 8 role.

Oh, well then he won't be joining us.

We're working down the list. Replacing THB with an 18 year old would be concerning.

Unless we ask for a stay of execution while we launch an appeal.

I hate to say it but I'm still expecting a multi-month ban.

Isn't it obvious? Our vast European spy network has a new directive: unearth the darkest secrets of our transfer targets and build leverage dossiers to ensure compliance.

Wood is not a quality CB.

You have to assume we've heard positive noises from him and his agent if we're still making bids despite Viking qualifying for Champions League.

We got there in the end. Hopefully we're confident in getting our first choice replacement which appears to be Falchener.