CB Fry

I'd be fairly non-plussed if he was announced as Saints new manager, I don't really see what he's done that suggests he can get Spurs into the top 4. #delightedtobeprovenwrong #actuallyidon'tcareeitherwayitsTottenham

With Tielemans feeding killer passes into that nipper from Wrexham to bang them in, we'd be nailed on Champions. But unfortunately our club leadership DO NOT HAVE THE VISION to make this a reality.

Literally just won the league with his hometown club so yeah playing away to Preston North End and Bristol City in the English second tier is the obvious next step for him.

I don't think the contract states that your entire family must be living in a Hampshire postcode before you can do a welcome photo / interview on the club website.

Postecoglou looking done deal for Spurs. While I would be OK with him taking over at Saints I wouldn't be dancing in the streets if we got him or blame Spurs fans for thinking he is not good enough for them. Previous Scottish league winners include Gerrard (shite) Strachan (disaster at Boro) Neil Lennon (disaster at Bolton) Ronny Delia (ummm). Its a different world. Maybe he's more like a Martin O'Neil-at-Villa figure but I'm not quite seeing it.

His is indeed a paedo but Bill Wyman left the Stones 30 odd years ago so was absolutely nowhere near the band when they played Glastonbury. So not entirely sure what point you're making? Keep the John Peel stage going because other people are Paedos as well so no point doing anything?

As I say, you haven't got a clue.

He hasn't got a clue himself so I wouldn't worry about it.

Meh. I'm in my mid forties: Hummel mean to me Denmark 86, the best Saints kit there has ever been (1990) and the half and half and other great kits for Spurs/us/Villa/etc. Macron mean to me tinpot toilet Stoke or Middlesbrough.

Such a Football League kit. Whatever that brand is, if we ever get that we know we're in the toilet.

Unlikely but he definitely has a contract and as the selling club we have that to work with vs any potential suitors. Just like Swansea have a contract with their manager. Dry your eyes and just wait for the negotiation to complete.

I look forward to seeing your full-throated support of the club selling Kyle Walker Peters for the very first offer they recieve. After all, we shouldn't be dicks about it, should we?

You know all the players are on holiday, right?

This is one of those deadline day risks. Seriously doubt he is top of the list for Juventus or anyone but come August 31st he's a solid panic buy.

It always seems to be the day the fixtures come out, that used to be when SSN and other places will put league tables up in Alphabetical order etc etc. For contracts etc probably end of June/July 1st? Or June 1st? Must be the same every year, and all the relevant games are completed now.

I'm working on a project I am calling CB FrAI to integrate a version of me into every forum on every topic in the Western World. Right now some prick on a Real Ale Home-Brew chat room in Ontario is getting both barrels of withering facetiousness. Jesus wept.

There were plenty of old cunts swooning over how wonderful Jerry Lee Lewis was on this very forum only a few months ago.

A load of flipping videos and interviews. He's not appointed until there's a picture of him holding a scarf up just next to the pitch

Rupert Lowe used to say that the aim at the beginning of every season was to win the league. It's a pretty meaningless statement, especially as we'd all* take promotion however it comes.

Anything other than 100 points and they've utterly failed.

Agree. To be honest they probably needed to just say less about it. "We made a mistake and we're sorry it didn't work out" and stop talking. They're still trying to make out that they were right, really, that there was method in the madness etc etc. Just shut up about Jones. At best it's self justifying arrogance. At worst if shows a level of cluelessness that makes me very nervous about their future appointments. Have these guys got no judgement at all?

They will need the right manager and the recommendation of Jason Wilcox, the new director of football, recruited from Manchester City in January, will hold the most weight. The successor to Rubén Sellés will be in situ by the time the team return for pre-season training at the end of June. End of June? How long is it taking to do new manager Social Media announcement videos these days?

Office probably the wrong word - staff. 340 staff were contacted as being at risk of redundancy. Obviously they wont sll go but enough will. Basically the opposite of what would happen at "the start of the biggest era on our history" as Manji described it. It's not the biggest era for them, it's the sack.

Absolute shambles. Write it off as a bad job and get Jason Dodd and Woggy in now. They can take training first thing tomorrow morning.

You think matchday and commercial income for season 23/24 will be higher than it was for 22/23? Sure it will. Sure. (Clue: it's not "negative" to say we are relegated and making a load of people redundant. It's actually happening sweetheart).