CB Fry

Jesus wept.

Never has anyone in history been less suited to the "I tell you what, I'll stay on for a few more months and then I'll definitely go honest I will". He wants a war, or a natural disaster or a pandemic or some other shit that just means he can say he is Prime Minister for a bit longer. Anything to cling on.

Thanks for the job as Chancellor and everything but

Still seeing commentators still on about "Boris could just go for a general election" like he can just go and run that by himself like a Twitter poll.

His missus is going to tell him to jack it in overnight. That, and probably some more senior resignations. He did already but he just looks like a massive prick now.

When do we get to start panicking about how all these new players will take four months to gel into a functioning team?

Will no one think of the poor Ukrainians?

#blinder

along came Zippy, who got a bit lippy, so Bungle filled him in.

It's pretty amazing how "incoming" focused this window is. It feels like we are actually trying to strengthen now, rather than play risky too-clever games in the last week of the window. I know Forster and Broja (and Long) have gone but none of those are sell-to-buy departures. Not been like this for a long time. That said, please get a really good striker.

I'm impressed by anyone that calls me by my original (too long) username.

No idea what anyone is worried about. No-one with the name "Tyler Dibling" is going to make it as a top professional footballer. Sounds like the class dweeb in a 1980s teen drama. Ridiculous. It's like having a modern footballer called Lionel.

I look forward to you enthusiastically linking lots and lots of Skwawkbox articles in the coming months. Because you will do that, won't you? Jesus wept.

I think I read somewhere it is someone who used to play for us. Danny Higginbotham maybe. Edit: sorry checked Wikipedia. It's Tahar El Khalej.

Does that mean as Saints fan isn't allowed to say "stripes all the way", then?

Oh I do hope we sign a new right back pretty quick

We're also in the Premier League, not trying to stay out of league one.

Agree with this. I'm worried we are getting a bit carried away with the idea that all these nippers are wonderkids. We don't want to end up as a sexier version of the Poortvliet disaster.

#catchmentarea

A bit too much white for me, but basically a rehash of the Hassan Kachloul/Dean Richards late nineties Rupert Lowe Own Label kit. OK. But not the worst Saints kit I have ever seen. Cortese will always take that crown.

The margins weren't that fine. Burnley were shit all season apart from a short post-Dyche bounce (when the divs on here all decided they would go on to win every single game they played - no wins in their last four) They were never anywhere near us at any point. You can turn your nose up at our "fluke" Arsenal win, but don't you think Burnley may have got a few scrappy points or flukey wins in their 35 point season, or was every single point brilliantly earned by mighty Burnley because they were just so fantastic all season? If that was us you'd be fuming, not drooling over how great they are.

The social media comedy skit thing is probably related to returning to training. I reckon Tuesday.

Never heard of him but reading up, its pretty clear he can be the Niall Quinn to Adam Armstrong's Kevin Phillips. Perfect. Get it in the mixer.

If that was the penalty shoot out at the Kassam then I was there and no one can take that away from me. Championes Championes ole ole ole