CB Fry

He's got two years left on his Villa contract whether he plays or not so I don't reckon that's a goer.

Channel 4 I hope you are fucking proud of yourself.

Valenciennes sounds like a made-up club name off of Pro-Evo.

You keep replying to me sweetheart x x x

Any news on Paul Mitchell?

Any news on Jose Fonte?

Jesus wept. This is going to be your new obsession is it?

But I've just put seventy-five quid on him winning the Ballon D'Or next season. FFS.

This is Guido Carillo scale goal statistic manipulation. If he is the second coming of Mane as you are suggesting then I am sure Spurs or Arsenal will be in for him any day now.

It wasn't that great for the rest of us.

Did he, or did he not, score last season? I REST MY CASE

Bazunu is not "a story made up by the Daily Mail", that's pretty clear now. And its not about "calming down", it is obvious that we are not going to spend £10m on a young keeper with genuine expectations of first team football and then immediately sign another Premier League regular, established starter on top of that. We are not going to have three potential first choice keepers. The Bazunu deal can still fall through, or we get gazumped or whatever. But let's not get distracted by pie-in-the-sky scenarios that won't happen.

We may rue the day Livramento turned out to be good. We've got an entire window of us signing Tinos in every frigging position. Front to back we have the magic formula, we know best, we're the black box recruitment genius brigade.

I reckon it will definitely be available to buy during "the summer before the season starts".

Good job that isn't actually happening then.

Downing Street have approved the question: "Do you not agree that you do have confidence that the Prime Minister does not have your confidence to not continue or not?"

Probably worth going back to my original post and your knee jerk reaction to it. Completely triggered you managed to start blatering about snowflakes and tofu, plus you invested a load of meanings/interpetation into Fitzhugh's post that weren't mentioned by him but you decided were there. Eventually, 24 hours later we finally get you to admit: which wasn't your original point, it was mine. Thanks for admitting you were wrong in your original reaction. Apology accepted. Happy Sunday.

Like you, you mean.

I think you can pretty much bet your house that we will play a home game versus a middling-but-recognisable European team over the weekend before the first match - just one week earlier than normal, so 31st July time. The rest of it will be harder to predict, we don't seem to have anything planned as yet that relates to our new ownership (no tour of Serbia etc).

Unnecessarily harsh. Played a pretty significant role in keeping us up in the Pellegrino/Hughes season.

It's going to absolutely blow your mind when you find out what club and country have won before those clowns were at the wheel.

Maybe Johnny Foreigner really can teach the English a thing or two about football after all.

Who mentioned Brexit? Not me. I think you need to actually look at the Premier League in 2022 and work out exactly how many teams are built around English "grit and determination" and "a certain type of commitment and awareness" that only English players can possibly have. Your opinion is just a nonsense and reads like the thoughts of someone who has been cryogenically frozen for the last 25 years. I'm not offended by it, it is just moronic.

You seem awfully upset at the very idea that someone who isn't English could come into our team and lead it. Dry your eyes, sweetheart.

You can't trust those lazy foreigners with no backbone or fight. Fucking pathetic.