CB Fry

For entirely selfish personal reasons I was desperate for Derby away to move to 1230 or Sunday or Friday or anything. But no joy. My club playing in the ground mere minutes from my house and I can't go because I'm at a gig in London that night (which i am also excited about but still). And we haven't played them for ever (a friendly in the Mark Hughes season was the last one). FFS

There's still a chance that Cherie Lunghi gets announced as our next manager though, right?

Look, good luck to the guy but fuck me imagine doing an unveiling video for Jan Bednarek.

Yes, feels likely - does seem to be the kind of player who has had an awful lot of "linked with" noise for the last few windows.

I'm more interested in this Armenian attacking midfielder, Spunkstain or whatever his name is. Decent age, decent stats. Get it done Saints.

Just going to float the idea that this is a load of clickbait bollocks.

Could be part of some Newcastle FFP scam where they need to keep some spending off the books. If there is something in it for us from Newcastle in return, then great. If not then we should just sell Aaron and move on.

Four year contract. Good agent.

Let's hope we score a few more goals like that next season.

I wish we were Portsmouth.

Cancel the hosepipe ban. I think we can irrigate most of the South-East by running some pipework off your bedsheets.

Oh I do hope that we sign another child.

Corbyn still going on about the fucking Waspi women. Of all the things that need fixing in this country and that's in his first words. Utter twat.

I can't help thinking this is all Paul Trollope's fault.

All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Ryan speaks well, interesting perspective on his time at Saints.

TAKE THAT ITALY YOU FUCKING CUNTS

Waits until Wussell's team scores and here he is.

The brilliant thing about last years Premier League season was simply how breathtaking Palace, Fulham, Leicester and West Ham were. Astonishing.

I think its a daft thing to say. I dont think today's Jack Stephens parachuted into the 1995 Premier League would be some world beater, no. Like it or not Dodd and (to a slightly lesser extent) Benali played for seasons at the highest level. Many SFC managers came and went with their own full back signings but players like Dodd regained/kept their place. Jack Stephens at any level on any measure is nowhere near that.

Great read, loved that. And what a team we've got there. Stuart Gray the perfect jack-of-all trades guy to have on the bench. And I'd include Dennis Wise to come on when Bally has run himself into the ground.

How did you work that out when they played against Ferguson's United, Keegan's Newcastle and Wenger's Invincibles among others.

Hahahahahaha you fucking weirdo

My recommendation as someone what has got an A level in English and has read as many as fourteen or fifteen entire books is to use neither. Stephens new contract, Fernandes new contract - the meaning is perfectly clear with no need for clumsy apostrophes or a superfluous letter "s". Or rebuild the sentence: Jack's new contract, Matty's new contract probably better. Suggested usage: "Jack's new contract is an effing joke because he is stealing a living at SFC"

Can we have fewer of this on here please.