CB Fry

Please stop showing that dancing fat cunt on the TV

Low and to his left, you say?

Isn't it brilliant how proactive we've been?

I'm sure there is the Reading example who got dicked in their first game and then got 90+ points. Something like that.

Turning into one of those "on another day...." days.

WELL DONE SKIPPER

We are never, ever, ever, ever going to ever score.

That's not the kind of game they play

All the talk of height/power/etc so surprised that there is no big man up front.

If we had Eduard Spertsyan I'd back us to win by three or four. Without him, guaranteed defeat 😪

I know what I'd like to do with those people who don't find me funny.

Hey, ChatGPT - which notorious Eugenicist is Farmer Saint most similar to?

Er, that's exactly what we should do.

This whole thread is bullshit

I've done that maybe four times on here today. Hardly at all. Idiot.

This is like looking in a mirror but the mirror is made of a dead clown.

Just got in from work so I don't quite understand what is happening but yes do me please

If by "branch" you mean "huge glass fronted purpose build head office in the city centre employing one and a half thousand people" then yes. If by "branch" you mean one branch of a shop then obviously no of course not you idiot. Keep working on those analogies, you've really got us on the ropes with your iron clad logic.

Must be a completely different Carnival UK that has a glass fronted head office in Southampton City Centre and therefore employing many local people and therefore some Saints fans. The easily fooled can go to Harbour Parade and look at it. I can guarantee it is Carnival UK sponsoring Saints, not "Carnival Corporation based out of Florida". Local market activity. Unfortunately the world is controlled by multinationals who eventually "base" themselves in tax havens etc. But that doesn't mean employers aren't "local" as they absolutely exist in the cities and towns where they employ people. Unless you only want Saints to be sponsored by some Butchers shop on Shirley High Street.

It was never called a transfer window then, dork. Just a deadline.

Apparently he spent his evening alone scaring off a couple of burglars using a series of ever more extravagant booby traps and weapons.

"Badly advised by his agent" = play for Saints in the Championship because that's what I personally want. If he ends up on huge money at one of the clubs you yourself have listed then I don't think this supposed bad advice is going to hurt him too much.

Any move from the Championship to the Premier League can never be called a sideways move. And its not like he'd be going to Sunderland or Wolves or something. Everton will be mid table. If he really is going to be a superstar then Everton would be a platform to move on to a CL club in two years time. Whether this is good for him or them remains to be seen. Just give us the money (close to £40m) and get him gone. He played a handful of games for us so I'm not hugely bothered, just a shame we wont see the best of him.

Good listen on the drive to work. Nice that you've got opposition fans on again.

Great post, so season-to-season we are about 3 weeks away from signing some of our most pivotal players. People can sob about how "chaotic" it is but its nothing of the sort.