CB Fry

Hate to break it to you but the Captain of a 21st Century professional football first team is not accountable or responsible for the club in the same way as whatever Lord Nelson or Long John Silver figure you have in your head.

......aaaand there's the hat trick. Nothing if not efficient, thanks for doing your bit lads. Close the thread and see you in December for the third round draw.

We 100% definitely would have got Preston away in the next round.

They were playing Liverpool.

Curtains nipper

Hodcarriers and lead violinists surely.

Completely passed me by that Charlie Alcaraz has signed for Moyes Everton. Just saw him hit the post on MOTD this morning. Good luck to him.

Just let us know some names of these "lots" of people that were "raving about this heavy metal attractive style of football". If you want to come on here and goad and mock others my advice is to try and anchor it in something resembling reality. It's funny that for you it's "just an opinion just an opinion its a forum its an opinion" when you shit the bed about JWP but when you decide you were proved right (the left-field unforeseeable signing of Ryan Fraser well done you) you seem to want an open top bus parade of enternal gratitude and to be recognised as a visionary.

The reverse ferret of "no i didn't say that no i didn't mean that no i never thought no no no" after an entire summer of giving it the big one really was quite spectacular.

I'm not talking about Ivan Juric. Just you. There were not "lots of people raving about this heavy metal attractive style of football". For fucks sake we lost 6 games in a row.

Anyone still think you just make shit up on this forum? Do your fucking Ruud Van Nistelrooy one again

Last season we conceded 64.

Centre backs are so last year.

Over Christmas I watched a movie on iplayer from the 1970s that I had previously never heard of, a Peter Bogdanovic comedy called Whats Up Doc. It was genuinely excellent. But my main takeaway from it was the female lead was Barbara Streisand and throughout the whole film she was as fit as fuck. An unexpected bonus.

Last time it was Lavia, Tella, JWP and Tino that we got serious money for. Maybe Salisu. We haven't spent anything like we did in the equivalent January so we should be starting from a better position. Ramsdale, Fernandes and Dibling will net us not a million miles off those four. Whatever happens we will be richer than 75% of the Championship.

When is all the information about Kier Starmer's secret children coming out? Guido Fawkes was wanking itself into a frenzy about that only a few months back. Must be any day now.

17th August vs Villa.

9/10 Window.

Don't describe other people as "a vile excuse for a human" then, you self pitying little twat.

https://www.worldfootball.net/player_summary/victor-udoh/2/ I'm going of the row of zeroes here but MLG will probably tell me different.

A forward who seems to have never scored a professional goal is a pretty stunning piece of business 👌

Away, the delicate flower doesn't like the hurty words like "stupid". You wouldn't last five minutes in Trump and Musk's free speech paradise would you sweetheart?

Jesus wept.

Because he never actually played for us?