CB Fry

Jesus wept, click the link and then on Twitter you can translate it pressing one button. Thanks for sharing MLG. Absolutely disgusting that people are saying what should or shouldn't be posted on this forum. Disgraceful.

I mean, we are. It's the 16th August.

I wish we were Sunderland

Manneh? Must be funny in a rich man's world.

No idea if this means anything

Odds of 1 in 2 million of being run over by a bus, though. So there's that. Chance of being eaten by a Lion really quite low, he'd have to go to the right region of Africa to stand any chance.

Song for his missus ready to go

Pretty obviously not happening

Guess which Souness-era Saints star has been on BBC News at ten today? a) Neil Shipperley wanking in a van again b) Claus Lundekvam arguing to repeal the smoking ban c) Eyal Berkovic on Isreali news talk show on the October 7th atrocities d) Simon Charlton wanking in a van e) Alan Neilson wanking in a van

Never know why anyone says it. Losing 4-0 is not going to prompt the board to suddenly spend £40m that they wouldn't bother spending if we drew one all.

What's the relevance?

Did nothing of any use apart from bang score 18 odd goals a season no problem thank you very much. Hoping Downs or indeed Archer can be as "ineffectual" as that.

I wish I was 12.

Amstrad was Run", Spectrum probably similar. Also in those days "pirating" was pretty easy as you just needed some blank cassettes and you were away

Personal favourites for me was Emlyn Hughes International Soccer, which was the first game I remember where you could actually do different types of passing / shots, and Footballer Of The Year where you played as just one player not the whole team. Sometimes you'd score a hatrick but your team would lose 5-3 anyway. Also there was an Italia 90 game which was brilliant as well. Waiting 10 minutes for games to load, you kids don't know the half of it. Great days.

Ah yes, as soon as I posted that I started to think that he had two games. I think Hot Shot came a bit later, but still 8-bit. I had it on Amstrad but would have been a Speccy/Commodore game too.

Gary Lineker's Hot Shot

Absolute guarantee that if they'd won their first two matches 3-0 you'd be saying something similar. Or maybe to be more precise, won their first two matches 2-1 and 1-0. A team that have done that must be good, surely?

Fingers crossed anyway. I'm booked in at the Tattooist tomorrow afternoon. Red blue yellow flag, right?

Interesting that Spertsyan has been managed by Daniel Farke before. Which may or may not be an advantage. He might think he's a right twat. Quite a lot of noise now so let's hope this gets over the line. It’s pretty clear we can afford him fees and wages. So what we are up against is him deciding to leave this summer or wait at his current club (like Gakpo did) or if a higher league club comes in last minute then we can't beat that.

In the latest version, how many players get arrested for serious sexual assault?

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Rangers scored a goal as well....I've not seen the highlights but going from that map presumably it was a shot from somewhere near the halfway line

I wish we were good.

If I remember his YouTube reel was a load of scuffed shots/bundled in goals.