CB Fry

All the talk of height/power/etc so surprised that there is no big man up front.

If we had Eduard Spertsyan I'd back us to win by three or four. Without him, guaranteed defeat 😪

I know what I'd like to do with those people who don't find me funny.

Hey, ChatGPT - which notorious Eugenicist is Farmer Saint most similar to?

Er, that's exactly what we should do.

This whole thread is bullshit

I've done that maybe four times on here today. Hardly at all. Idiot.

This is like looking in a mirror but the mirror is made of a dead clown.

Just got in from work so I don't quite understand what is happening but yes do me please

If by "branch" you mean "huge glass fronted purpose build head office in the city centre employing one and a half thousand people" then yes. If by "branch" you mean one branch of a shop then obviously no of course not you idiot. Keep working on those analogies, you've really got us on the ropes with your iron clad logic.

Must be a completely different Carnival UK that has a glass fronted head office in Southampton City Centre and therefore employing many local people and therefore some Saints fans. The easily fooled can go to Harbour Parade and look at it. I can guarantee it is Carnival UK sponsoring Saints, not "Carnival Corporation based out of Florida". Local market activity. Unfortunately the world is controlled by multinationals who eventually "base" themselves in tax havens etc. But that doesn't mean employers aren't "local" as they absolutely exist in the cities and towns where they employ people. Unless you only want Saints to be sponsored by some Butchers shop on Shirley High Street.

It was never called a transfer window then, dork. Just a deadline.

Apparently he spent his evening alone scaring off a couple of burglars using a series of ever more extravagant booby traps and weapons.

"Badly advised by his agent" = play for Saints in the Championship because that's what I personally want. If he ends up on huge money at one of the clubs you yourself have listed then I don't think this supposed bad advice is going to hurt him too much.

Any move from the Championship to the Premier League can never be called a sideways move. And its not like he'd be going to Sunderland or Wolves or something. Everton will be mid table. If he really is going to be a superstar then Everton would be a platform to move on to a CL club in two years time. Whether this is good for him or them remains to be seen. Just give us the money (close to £40m) and get him gone. He played a handful of games for us so I'm not hugely bothered, just a shame we wont see the best of him.

Good listen on the drive to work. Nice that you've got opposition fans on again.

Great post, so season-to-season we are about 3 weeks away from signing some of our most pivotal players. People can sob about how "chaotic" it is but its nothing of the sort.

A post like this only makes sense if you assume it is written not by a supporter of Southampton Football Club but as a fan of Russell Martin. Someone who just wants things that Russell Martin would want or imagines scenerios that are positive for Russell Martin. Trying to manifest/justify Flynn joining Rangers with the only beneficiary being Russell because Flynn is taking a paycut and downgrading his standard of football. Saints lose money. But, of course, Russell wins. You only appeared on here when Martin started and it remains that everything you post is from a Russell Martin perspective. Honestly, you could just join a Rangers forum.

What the fuck are you talking about

In fairness Saint Lard was a regular back in the day. Was always quite a long way from the sunshine and lollipops sunny side up type of poster. Welcome back I say

Meh. Feels marginal. If we'd sold him this week we should have got our money back. One year on and one year less on the contract, probably not much more in it, especially as NUFC would have already given us £4m or something.

Sorry i couldn't quite follow all of that but I think you were saying something about this being the greatest era in our history?

That is utterly meaningless if he wants to stay there and Newcastle want him to stay there.

Facing 51 shots in three games is good, right?

I don't think you have any idea what it is you're actually upset about.