CB Fry

I would imagine something will "happen" at about eleven o'clock this morning - Allegra Stratton resigns, an enquiry is "set up" to allow the PM to go to PMQs and shamelessly pontificate about how he has taken "action" and "sorted out" the thing he has been instructing his people to deny/lie about for the last ten days. Shameless but it will probably work, and Starmer hadnt got the righteous anger or theatrics to capitalise.

So you are saying there is "no deadly virus", and no the vaccine isn't killing people at scale either. Because, apparently that would be bad publicity. Isn't this the shittest depopulation plan in the history of the planet? When do the deaths start?

Well, I think we can safely say that at least one person from The Sun was at the Downing Street party last year. They've managed to find a completely different front page story for tomorrow. Meanwhile ITV News at Ten went in harder than any British news program I can remember. Not sure old Trevor Mcdonald would deliver such a polemic. Ooof. Will be interesting to see where it goes from here. (additional- current Sun deputy editor was part of Downing Street comms team last year, so fairly safe to assume he probably was there.)

On all the factors and all the weightings - we don't need to agree on this, you can pick all the weightings and factors yourself - on all that, is Southampton Football Club bigger than Mansfield Town, yes or no?

He's been in charge for three full years. Utterly irrelevant.

Except you entered into a debate about Leeds by twatting on about how we have a better training ground and a newer stadium. No one forced you to respond. If its so pointless why don't you just keep out of it? Absolutely bizarre that you cannot say that you think we are a bigger club than Mansfield. We've got a better training ground than them and everything.

Not a huge amount in it. Similar in stature - Forest could go up one season and stay in the Prem for a decade while we could go down and stay in the Championship for a decade. We, and they, are one of many broadly similar big-ish city clubs. We had some lucky breaks in the last 20 years, they didn't. They have genuine silverware and an incredibly impressive run, we didn't. Leeds as a city and a club bigger than both of us.

Leeds United are a bigger club than Southampton in 2021 so what's your point? The only person talking about 1971 is you. Are Mansfield Town bigger than Southampton, yes or no, or can you not say?

Precisely. Weve covered this before. Just poison the water supply. Crop spray poison across the whole of Namibia or Berkshire. Unleash an actual deadly virus. Absolute morons who think that this shit-show is some masterplan.

So you agree that Leeds United are a bigger club than Southampton? Yes? I have no idea why you are wanking on about training grounds when it is absolutely irrelevant.

Absolute forum gold. People still wriggling around to try and "prove" that Saints are bigger than Leeds United. Jesus wept.

I am guessing an age thing as Leeds haven't done a lot in the last twenty years. As others have said, it's not really a debate.

Christ knows how you find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. It must be absolutely exhausting being that pathetic. Viera can't be that much of a fan being that he had the opportunity to sign up him for nothing for the last four months.

So excited about all of these clubs becoming the biggest clubs in the world #buzzing

Newcastle have got a lot to do, and will be in the mix right until the end. But we are right in it, as was pretty obvious at the start of the season. We are without question one of the worst five teams in the division, so just a case of whether we can do enough to stay up to look forward to another season of trying to stay up.

It's nice to Everton right back in Mike Walker territory, back in the shit. With us. Not quite the dream that was sold to their long suffering fans. Hahahahhahhahahahahaha.

Man United vs Aston Villa is the most ITV fixture you can possibly imagine, and Forest vs Arsenal is pretty much nailed on the main BBC Game. It's nice that the entire competition is free to air.

Only on Itv4 as well, so if the plan was for fucking no one to watch it, mission accomplished lads.

We will walk this cup.

Obviously unlikely to be 7pm - expect at least 15 mins of chit chat from the social club of some shitty non-league team.

Someone else will need to remind me of the last time we drew a big team like that in the FA Cup third round.

"I think I've got the squad where I want it to be, with about two thousand players for each position"

So in the UK the rate of death is now pretty small (bEcaUsE iTs JuSt liKe tHe FLu, aM i RiTe?). Plus the vaccine isn't causing the huge scale deaths that people like your previous incarnation CollinsDic said it would. 15% of the UK population would die from the vaccine I was told by him. 10 million people dead he said. Six months after we all got the jab it hasn't happened. So the whole depopulation "plan" is a gigantic failure then. Because no depopulation is happening. What a fuck up by the Illuminati. They must be absolutely furious. Furious i tell you.

Yes but according to SaintsWeb rules, every single player that gets slagged off and written off at the beginning then goes on to prove absolutely everyone wrong because Sadio Mane or something. In recent years this process has become shorter and shorter, with Lycano possibly the shortest ever time from write off to comprehensively proving absolutely everyone wrong. So I predict three days after the first "written off" the victory laps of "I told you so" will begin. Willy cannot fail.

This is basically the same as shitting yourself while reading through the folded up sheet of disclaimers that comes inside a box of Lemsip.