CB Fry

Well, Nigel Adkins for a start. He let Sharp go and kept the others.

Absent Danny Rohl is the new Eric Black.

Exceptional stuff. 8/10.

This. Instead of high-fiving themselves for signing a rookie centre back on the cheap 20 hours after the window closed we should have prioritised an experienced central defender to not only walk into the first eleven but lead and dominate the back line. Yes understand that wouldn't be cheap but it should have been the priority and it should have felt like the priority all summer.

Wrap a pair of rainbow laces around the handle of your 8 inch blade and the filth can't touch you.

I'm looking forward to the eight or nine minutes where we look like we might get something before they score their first goal.

Robbie Savage might be on to something.

Match of the day looking unmissable tonight #nil

The Saints section was written with his head up Mark Hughes backside. But in fairness, predicting relegation for a team that finished 16th the previous year is hardly controversial.

One all for the hundredth year in a row.

Are we Kevin Or are we Danso This signings vital He's f**king hard And he haaaaaaates Pompey And this guy's the answer Are we Kevin Or are we Danso Basically some variation of the Killers sond has to be the song otherwise we have massively failed as a fanbase.

I don't think it's not going to not happen.

You don't say.

At two minutes to eleven tonight they release a five minute long train animation where, eventually, the track spells out the word "sorry" with a sad face emoji.

If we have signed him those fake tweets can be eradicated just by getting a two line announcement out straight away. None of us give a flying fu ck about teaser tweets and animations of trains.

Nothing on official Twitter.

Jesus wept.

On what Twitter?

Or we are pleading on the phone to the PL telling them that the document was timed 18:58 when we pressed send on the fax machine

Danso way the heartache.

I actually think this is brilliant. Not even a name. For once, "we do our business in private" is actually true and not a myth.

Back up to 40%

Let's make a signing, God willing.

5% likelihood now.

Don't forget to let us know when Adam Lallana's car pulls up tomorrow then, sweetheart.