CB Fry

Okay that substitution seems mental.

Go on Che my son.

Romeu on for Mousa. Almost inevitably futile effort to shut up shop.

There is no way we are winning this.

Get Bouf on.

Oh fu ck.

Please please please please please don't lose.

#lings

We only need two more to make it safe.

I enjoyed the first two episodes of WoTW but last night was absolutely dire. Pointless, tedious and they managed to remove all the jeopardy and thrill from a story about an effing alien invasion. Dreadful, aimless dirge. Didn't even bother with major set pieces from the original story. Never mind, that redhead from Poldark was more than pleasant.

****ersfield Town.

Whoever we get I will turn into a swear word.

Last year was great (for me) because it was my (adopted) home town. This time it will probably be Crystal Palace away or some such tedium.

Strange that Watford didn't bring Deeney on. He could have mullered us. But screw em.

Come on you bunch of cu nts.

Put your house on 2-2.

Put your house on 1-2.

The Manolo Gabbiadini of football managers.

There is no scenario on earth that has Hasenhutl managing us in the Championship. Pie in the sky.

Who remembers when Che Adams was scoring all those goals pre-season? Great days.

Meanwhile, in the Euro draw Group F is turning into Group FFFFFFu cking Hell That's a Tough Group.

Hats off to Tusk Man and The Extinguisher....sensational stuff. .......................... These fellas are amazing. The terrorist has already killed 2 people, injured others and they chase him down with a whale tusk and a fire extinguisher. He’s wearing a suicide vest which they don’t know is fake. Incredible. True heroes. #LondonBridge https://t.co/0hduOInM9I

What about all the Christian terrorists the Christian terrorists the Christian terrorists. Why is no one talking about the Christian terrorists?

[emoji599] BREAKING: Video emerges of @jeremycorbyn bashing the @BBCWorld on Iranian TV for “believing that Israel has a right to exist.” https://t.co/OounUIxtyi I've always believed that it is a disgrace that the BBC dishes out propaganda like "Israel is a democracy" and "Israel has a right to exist" so to be fair to the Cretin he's absolutely bang on the money. This will be a massive vote-winner in Doncaster and Bishop Auckland so I would think the party will go big with this message over the weekend now that the footage has resurfaced.

Would be the biggest CCHQ majority since Thatcher's third victory in 1987. I have no doubt Boris will win but seems unlikely to be that big a margin. At this stage I am happy to accept that the Lib Dems have absolutely sh it the bed.