CB Fry

Bollocks.

As a result of the "lost weeks" on this forum driven by the change of server we lost quite a lot of content from people "explaining" what the daily figures "actually" are. So it is lovely to see that start that up again on the new-look forum. Well done you.

I know we all like a Monday motivational press conference number. It's 15 today which is tiny. Usual Monday caveats apply but I do find the Monday to Monday week on week comparisons quite a useful trend to watch.

Responsible for one of the Greatest typefaces in history as well, font fans. Very difficult to separate the art from the man when the art becomes so ubiquitous but that statue has always been effing weird and I'd tear it down tomorrow.

Fantastic news for various assorted twats though who can now use this to a) blame Sadiq Khan because he's brown b) take this as utter vindication that everything connected to Black Lives Matter is now totally invalidated because someone a bit foreign did this. I mean, how dare they protest when this happens? c) get awfully upset that every single person connected with BLM, anyone who dared to say a word about the history of black people in Britain, anyone who spoke up about injustice in the last three weeks hasn't immediately condemned this and been all over the TV getting furious with this Brown person. I mean its almost like the BLM people approve of this just we know that they definitely and wholeheartedly approve of paedophiles in Bradford. Where's that black historian with the bookcase now? He's not on BBC One now is he? Where is he? Lastly, this clearly shows that until all brown people stop committing any crimes at all, ever, then they really really need to stop all these protests and stop fucking complaining. White people don't protest and also commit no crimes, anywhere, ever. Let's see if there ever are any white paedophiles, but I think we all know there never will be. It's a disgrace, it's a disgrace, its a disgrace. There you go chaps, I've written all that shite so you don't have to.

We will be part of a lovely quiz question in a couple of years time.

Was a perfect opponent to start with, nice confidence builder. We've been safe for a while but from now on any point is a nice bonus and we can focus on trying to get as high as we can. However, worth saying if we start like we did against Arsenal or City we could get annihilated.

We've never lost on the Pick TV channel.

Two more goals to be sure.

Jack Stephens = Michael Laudrup.

So far this match is not worth the thousands and thousands of people who will definitely die because they decided to stage it.

It's a bit of a fallacy that BLM is somehow overly focused on historical slavery. It clearly isn't. It's just the statue story is far easier to generate TV debates with Carole Malone or Nick Ferrari spaffing on. Far better to chat sh it about that than the much more nuanced conversation about equality in the UK and what steps can actually be taken to change things And absolutely hilarious we now have recruited some passionate campaigners against modern slavery. I have no doubt over the coming months and years they will be giving our sovereign, independent government absolute HELL about their policies on this, including our relationship with any other nation that supports slavery. Because it's so important to them. Bravo chaps for making a stand. Let me know the GoFundMe link when you've set it up. And interesting to see the person responsible for taking down all slavery in Pakistan is our sovereign foreign secretary, oh no sorry, it's our sovereign Prime oh no sorry. It's actually the Mayor of London, isn't that convenient. A brown person is to blame, let's blame the brown man. Just like the only paedophiles in the world are the brown men in Bradford. Lord Duckhunter on this topic has really come out of his shell to show us what an absolute racist piece of crap he truly is.

They're coming for "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" now, lads.

Jesus wept.

He joined us as a stepping stone, so none of this is a surprise. Having seen players who were significantly better than Pierre go to brighter pastures and fail I am not convinced that he is really going on to greatness. I'm pretty convinced he's going on to Everton, which is the complete opposite.

This forum has completely forgotten all the BLM protests and counter protests. Essentially this forum believes that the Edward Colston statue is just a monument in Bristol it walked past once. It's a shame that it can't completely forget Coronavirus as well.

And similar to Kinnock in that they both at the time actually made a show of the considerations they were making. Kinnock with his nicely socially distanced garden chairs and Blackford actually isolating from his own wife when he got home specifically because he'd been in infested London and then travelled across the country. Both of them showing awareness of the issues and hiding nothing. Only partisan fu ckwits would deride them while drooling and swooning over a man pretending to go on a 60 mile round trip to test his eyesight. But there we go.

Getting a bit desperate now girls. Literally going home because his place of work was shut.

If there's one thing GM simply cannot stand, it's "hyper-partisanship". Ooh it makes him, like, soooooo furious and everything. I agree that Steven Kinnock, that one who went to a funeral and the Welsh picnic one should all be allowed an hour each in the Downing Street rose garden to explain themselves to Beth Rigby. How does Wednesday at 4pm sound?

With the implication that I wouldn't be bothered if he died. I think everyone knew the sh itty point you were making. It perfectly encapsulated your worldview so congratulations.

At some point they might start thinking whether this is the issue they want to get destroyed over. And they may well conclude yes it is, because the Sunday Times piece this weekend around the fatal delays in the government's approach has not been followed up at all. Lost in the fog. It's easier for journalists and politicians to dance on the pin of the lies that Cummings told about his "eye test" drive to Barnards Castle on his wife's birthday. But really it's the thousands of additional deaths caused by Boris and Cummings prevaricating instead of leading in early March that is the story. This Cummings fluff is the perfect human shield against that.

You do realise you started all of this by suggesting I might want an elderly poet to die?

Walliams and Rowling would easily fit into your own "fu ck off and join the Tories" hit list anyway. I don't think even you know what point you're making.

Not that consistent though, only in Guido-world. Kinnock tweeted himself breaking the restrictions and took a ticking off from Glamorgan old bill the same day. I'm not sure what remaining questions there are to answer. To be "consistent" Cummings would have tweeted a picture of himself at his dad's country pile in Durham the day he turned up. Where is that picture exactly? Also, to be consistent, the two high profile government advisers who broke lockdown resigned within about a day in both cases. But obviously this government advisor isn't going to resign. Which isn't that consistent.