CB Fry

419 seats. 412 seats. 355 seats. How's your cu nt doing?

Take a bow Alan Johnson. Absolutely laying into Lansmann, the Cretin and the fu cking cult that the Labour Party have become. ................. Alan Johnson lets rip - Corbyn was a disaster on the doorstep.. I want the Momentum cult out of the party, I want them gone.. [emoji122] #GeneralElection #UKElection https://t.co/YWfAQ0vh6s

Two-nil Labour. Effing smashing it.

Shakespeare's Sister win Sunderland.

Will we still get free broadband?

Am I allowed to say he will never, ever be Prime Minister now?

Get that fu cking cretin out.

Boris by 35.

It's pretty astonishing how much of a moron you are.

This exciting new information pretty much guarantees a 150 seat working majority for Corbyn and comrades. Congratulations Jeremy and everyone at Sqwarkbox.

Disagree. It's not a binary choice.

The rest of it was wah wah wah wah waaaaaaah it's a media conspiracy.

Yes, it's completely unreasonable to expect little old Jeremy Corbyn to lead the opposition against the current government.

I like the way you have used the phrase "whether people like Corbyn or not" as if it an irrelevance. People not liking Corbyn is one of the major reasons Labour won't win. And his policies scare people because they are an unholy mess and totally un-deliverable. Expecting the electorate to make massive compromises, and facilitating the election of a hard left crank government just because "it cannot be that bad" and "at least its not the Tories" is arrogant presumption, especially when the Tories are already making huge gains on the opposite argument. People are going to vote Johnson because at least he isn't Corbyn. That's the whole point son.

No. It's possible that under a leader with some guile and charisma the Labour Party could have performed very well at this election. They needed someone with the ability to control the news agenda, articulate the issues in the country and propose a compelling alternative to the British people. Boris is a pretty flaky leader, crumbles under pressure and has faults and inconsistencies that you could drive a bendy bus through. And add to that we've had ten yeads of an incumbent government. It's absolutely infuriating that the opposition hasn't managed to lay a glove on the Conservatives. It could have been a winnable election for Labour but the tragedy for the country and democracy is that the Party were never going to make any ground under that cretin. So no people aren't voting for that list of stuff. Obviously not. Enough normal, hardworking people are voting for the only one of the two they can see being a remotely credible Prime Minister, and one of the two parties that look like they have at least some aptitude in governing. Asking people to vote for Jeremy Corbyn, you might as well ask them to vote for Jimmy Savile. For a centre-left social democrat like me it's something of a gut punch. Just looking forward to Thursday as the beginning of the end of the Corbyn era.

Being that you keep telling us all that they all lie all the time at the same level of lying why are you specifically calling out Labour lies? (Also, it's not a lie anyway, it's a leak caused by a Russian hack).

You've called me a Tory time and time again, as you do again here so you've got a terrible memory as well as being thick s pigs hit.

Basically the league from 7th to 18th has now turned into the Championship with teams all bunched together, two wins in a row = Europe, two defeats in a row = relegation. We just need to stay in that mix. Which means we need a bloody good December.

Bit late when the likes of you has been telling anyone that isn't a Canary-reading, Michael Rosen supporting Owen Jones fan-boy to "fu ck off and join the Tories" for the last three years.

Like many managers, he found it very difficult to balance his Premier League campaign alongside the additional demands of playing in the Champions League, which Everton definitely qualified for.

Seems an odd hill to die on but you go for it, son.

I think I'm right in saying the whole ground applauded during the 18th and 85th minutes this evening in recognition of the fantastic work the club has done with that executive lounge.

We still look like a team highly likely to be relegated. We've looked about average in two home games against the worst teams in the league. But at least we might make it to the transfer window still in touch.

I knew we'd win.

Enough for Norwich to nick a winner.