CB Fry

I don't think we needed to sign someone for the sake of it, but we can't keep feeding puff pieces to the newspapers about how we plan so far advance (always one window ahead) and then fail to bring in a CB when we genuinely have had two transfer windows and six months to prepare for it. The black box myth is taking something of a pounding tonight. But hey, we might still sign a CB tonight.

Best attacking options in the whole league.

We've got Gabbiadini, just the timing of the announcement but I can't see a CB now which is a clusterf uck. One hour and a bit left.

We definitely won't score.

Boufal I love you.

We all have an opinion of you.

U21 player of the year.

Never in doubt.

Booooooooouf

Pretty sure we've got Gabbiadini, but we won't announce it while the game is on (although we should have announced it before the game).

Fresh as daisies they are. Sorry, I meant bunch of pansies.

Still no. It's not about lying. It's about that he fu cked up. He tasked himself with getting a replacement and he's tried to get one and he's failed to get one (IF he fails. 180 minutes and counting....).

I'm not sure I am going to accept people pretending that "be in a position to replace him" actually meant "we are not going to buy a replacement".

Jack Cork has done a couple of good things. We should have kept him.

Les Reed: more mealy mouthed than a mealworm eating a Happy Meal buried in a bucket of oatmeal.

Anyone else just got a DirectTV logo on their Sportsmania stream? Slightly annoying.

Never gets old.

Nah. Not having that. He knew what he was saying when he said it. As a club that "prepares one window in advance" to replace a player we suspected/knew would go in said window, to not bring in a replacement this window would be a very poor show. He's got until 11.

I'm still there. If we don't sign a CB, it will be a copper-bottomed fu ck up and I will be hunkering down for a good old fashioned meltdown this evening.

I think it's difficult to not play someone, at all, for half a season and then expect another club to cough up twenty million. Klopp has effed up his valuation through his own actions.

Please say we'll win Lawro please say we'll win. Lawro, please say we'll win. Please. Please Lawro. Please. Just say we'll win. Please Lawro. Please. Please.

Any sightings of him hitting the breakfast buffet, yet? I bet he loves a hash brown.

Have Ralph and Les fallen out with Lime Wood, then? Disappointing for the lad.

If the deadline is 11pm tomorrow night, why are Sky Sports News showing on their big screen thing thing that there is 1 day 6 hours to go?

You forgot Henri Camera.