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Open top bus at the ready. Just think how happy they will be. They're beating Crawley Town. Such a massive massive club.

Hats off, that is superb stuff. 9/10.

Not sure what you are remembering but the Evans being discussed here is Micky, who was definitely signed from Plymouth by Souness and he helped us stay up in 1997. No connection to Mark Wright.

The last squad had world beaters like Jesse Lingard, Michail Antonio and Rashford. Plus players like Andros Townsend have been around the squad. If he continues his current form, Nathan Redmond has all the ability to be as disappointingly poor for England as much as any of those players.

I don't think you need to be a wrist slitter to think that VVD will go this summer. I fully expect someone to come in with a bid that the player can't turn down and the club will accept.

So, in a funny kind of way, the replacement for Fonte was Gabbiadini. Screw stopping them going in, let's just score more.

A mini masterpiece.

Beyond parody.

If there's one thing Alpine doesn't like it's people slagging off Southampton Football Club. That's his job.

The license fee is justified by Radio 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 alone, all of which are excellent in their fields and far beyond the mindless pap the commercial stations slop out.

Most of the time, a yank is the only option.

Sky is much better because I can watch old episodes of Only Fools and Horses or Doctor Who or Simon Sharma History of Britain pretty much whenever I want.

The democratically elected current government renewed the BBC royal charter. Democracy. The will of the people enacted. These whining, grizzling, sore loser snowflakes complaining better suck it up. They truly are the enemies of the people. Sent from my HTC Desire 510 using Tapatalk

Get over it snowflake.

This. And it's safe until 2027 at least so the Murdoch-ettes and Daily Mail dinlows will have to wait a little longer before one of the finest broadcasting institutions in the world is dismantled purely to make some Americans slightly richer instead.

Still amazed even though it's been explained to you more than once?

Genuinely when it happened the only thought that came into my head was "oh, that's quite nice, I wonder who we have copied that from".

So slow hand claps and w*nker signs throughout the Watford game, then. I'm not going but can someone loudly berate Cedric for being "an absolute effing disgrace to the shirt" for the entire first 45 mins on my behalf please.

But what are you suggesting "we" actually do?

This and this. The people around me didn't know what it was about either. Certainly I didn't see it mentioned on here before. The idea that Gary Neville knew and then knowingly mocked it is classic Forum-dinlow response. Obviously he didn't.

How can it possibly be a fact? Such a silly reply. Personally I think he's right. While we gave him that extension last year with a view on keeping him for three seasons, I think he's got just too good too quickly. He'd get into the Man city side and I think they or someone will pay at least £50m. At which point he's gone.

Textbook.

Hardly. Liverpool fans are hopeful they will sign Southampton's Manolo Gabbiadini, 25, after the striker scored two goals against Manchester United in the EFL Cup final. (Talksport)

Yesterday didn't feel like an ending. It felt like a beginning. He picked an unchanged side. He's found a system. We have our goalscorer. JWP seems to have found his position. Boufal, Long, PEH on the bench suddenly seems like a strong squad. I hope we can take this form into the last matches of the season. No Europe next season but let's finish as strongly as we can.

Warren Beatty has just announced that we won the cup.