CB Fry

Funny how you only ever slither out for a "discussion" after a defeat and disappear off the face of the earth whenever the club is on a good run. Let's remember you have been consistently wrong about everything related to Southampton Football Club for season after season after season after season, so spare us "the discussion is impossible nowadays" poor-lickle-me routine, like you're some misunderstood genius shouted down by the mob. And being that every year, every, single, year, you perform your traditional reverse ferret of "yeah, well it's easy to say that with hindsight", pathetically disowning your own "discussion" points of the previous six months, it's hardly surprising you don't get much traction for your discussions is it? We all know you'll be proven wrong in no time. We all know you're wrong over and over and over again. And don't dismiss people with opposing views to yours as "uberfans". Clearly, patently, they aren't that. They're just people is all. People that aren't calorie addicted fat cretin trolls so pumped up with caramel, nougat and milk chocolate that they can't resisted typing ill-informed bile about a football team they've actually seen play about twice in fifteen years. Discussion is so awfully difficult these days isn't it?

You won't have long. Alpine will be into the fifth one of his six pack by now.

You said exactly the same in summer 2015 (6th) and Summer 2014 (7th) so don't try and make out you minted a sparkling new observation this season. Oh, and in summer 2013 we were "being run like a cr appy seaside B&B" (8th). The season before you predicted relegation all the way through. The previous two seasons you were absolutely adamant we would bottle promotion both times even as late as the last couple of matches of the season. We're all just waiting for your traditional "well, everything is easy in hindsight" snivelling climbdown, just like those previous seasons.

You've been desperate for us to lose haven't you. Have a Lion bar you fat, snivelling idiot.

If we hadn't published any articles on our website or on social media we'd have battered them.

What does "not settling for far less than we're capable of" actually involve doing? More booing and slow hand clapping if we're not turning teams over in the first twenty minutes?

We're a third of the way through another season that assorted forum dinlows will soon write off as being down to luck/we've got away with it/we can't keep doing this/it's a fluke/etc. They're just itching for the club to fail so they can claim they were right all along. Even though they weren't.

What does this involve doing exactly, and how does it impact on our success on the pitch?

How many first goals did he score then? He was good but I'm pretty sure he wasn't good enough to score more than one.

We're second favourites but it's hardly beyond the realms of possibility that we could beat them in a cup tie.

Name on the cup. Boufal's name.

I miss lifelongsaint.

It comes and goes.

Three more weeks resting and his eye would have been full strength.

Saintlee was an inside man on the Paul Allen (or some other unspecified billionaire) thing. Via PM he invited me to meet the "representatives" of the takeover once. I think he was genuine but got proper taken in.

May knows that the Scots, however bad it gets, won't vote to join the Euro, which is fundamentally what an Indy Ref2 will be about, because Scotland definitely won't be allowed to join independently without accepting the currency. The No campaign just need to put €€€ and pictures of Greece all over their posters and they will walk it.

After you've just eaten six Cadbury's Flake bars in half an hour, do you feel a little bit dirty?

It's not luck to have a cursory glance of the information available and then act accordingly. The idea that Milan was going to be at some kind of standstill was laughable and I will laugh at people who thought that could have been the case based on info/non-info available the week before, the day before and on the day. It's always nice sport to mock you and I look forward to the next opportunity. Don't leave it too long.

Yet again you prove your inability to read and process basic information. Feel free to point out where I said the strike didn't happen, or in fact feel free to prove how "all transportation stopped" at 9am as you previously claimed. Seriously, give it up.

It was you that attempted a load of made up numbers on Marmite as well wasn't it? Seriously, give it up.

It was you that attempted a load of made up numbers on Marmite as well wasn't it? Seriously, give it up.

Not a dream. Just the ability to review simple information and make a basic assessment of risk and act accordingly. The kind of thing people with half a brain can do. But keep trying.

Yet another example of them never, ever doing that then.

No transportation after nine. Said no one, or no signs, at all. Seriously, well done.

In my little world today we got the underground to the stadium for a tour, then the underground to the canal area, then the underground to the centre of town and now I'm sat on the 1757 train to the airport. But that's my little world. In your world all transportation was cancelled because some gimp cab driver told you yesterday. Your world definitely wins.