CB Fry

Good. You forgot the ba ba ba ba ba baa bit that would also work as a chant. Unfortunately this will never be sung in SMS. We need another club to adopt this as a chant first which we then copy.

It hasn't caught on. When the Northam are singing it and a BT Sport commentator says something like "you can tell the home fans are happy as they launch into another verse of their famous Woolston Ferry song" then it's caught on. Glad all over = caught on. Sunshine on Leith = caught on. Sheffield United Annie's Song thing = caught on. Oh when the Spurs go marching in = etc. Woolston Ferry has gone the way of Ice Skating in the Bannister Road area since the late eighties. Ain't no one doing it.

We used to have a zoo, We used to have a zoo, Elephants, birds and fuc king bears We used to have a zoo.

And neither will we. The "let's get Woolston Ferry as our song" thing has been around for at least 20 odd years when the (paper based) Ugly Inside used to go on about it. It's never going to happen, mainly because the song is more than a bit lame and I'm Southampton born and bred and the Woolston ferry means zip to me. In fact, just Wiki'ed it and it shut down six weeks before I was born. For too many people (especially potential terrace singers) it's not a thing. Now if there was a song called "We used to have a fu cking Zoo here!" you might be on to something.

Last season they had an Android streams section and you picked the matches. Perfect for a busy guy on the move like me who wants to watch the game on his phone while doing other things like sorting the kids out, cooking tea or masterbating. They've taken that functionality away now. Interestingly the helpful admin guy said it was because "people were stealing the streams". Because those guys at Sportsmania believe stealing content is wrong. Anyway, his advice was Kodi and some other stuff I either couldn't understand or my phone couldn't cope with. I've given up so will look at exciting TV based boxes instead.

Nice one, cheers TDD. I'll have a look at it. I used to mainly use Sportsmania on my phone but the no-Android rule has killed me, my old S4 can't handle Kodi without keeling over, so have decided to move to TV instead. That looks like it will do nicely. Missus will probably think it is porn machine.

I am looking forward to seeing how the footballing mega powers of Stoke, Swansea and Crystal Palace do this season. After reading this thread I think I might lump on all three of them to finish joint fourth. They sound effing brilliant.

I was looking at Raspberry Pi thing and they all look like do-it-yourself circuit board kits, the kind of thing a CB radio enthusiast would buy. I don't have a soldering iron and don't want to build anything. Is there a ready to use one?

I look forward to your next squinnying protest about how you only post your genuine opinion and how you're not just an utterly pointless repetitive troll with one "joke", honest you're not.

Personally I hope some masonry falls off the tunnel ceiling and kills somebody from Portsmouth. Kills them. Dead. Ahahaha wouldn't that be so funny hahaha a haha haha a hahaha oh why can't I be a chief executive I've got the brains for it.

Alpine will be here shortly to congratulate you on being brave for daring to speak the truth.

Also, it's Bally, not effing Ballie.

League One standard.

WEST BROM ARE NOT PUSSY FOOTING AROUND. WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THEM? WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THEM?

Please can you inform the club of your brilliant suggestion at your earliest convenience.

I reckon we do have a plan.

Typically poor on day one, typically poor at St James Park. Perfectly acceptable one all to start with.

It's very sweet when people try. Nice effort.

LOL. I look forward to some genius on here telling me how this is, like, completely different to anything Steven Gerrard or Brendan Rodgers did with regard to our players previously. Because Liverpool are all evil and stuff and what Fonte has done here is, you know, fine. Obviously fine.

I think this thread needs to get used to the idea that PFC are going to be contenders this season. Personally I think the best we can hope for is some kind of play-offs choke, ideally at semi-final stage.

LOL. Dry your bed. Let's see how we do this season compared to those galactico packed mega clubs, shall we?

By the end of the night did you have the whole bar singing the Jose Fonte song with you?