CB Fry

Personally I hope some masonry falls off the tunnel ceiling and kills somebody from Portsmouth. Kills them. Dead. Ahahaha wouldn't that be so funny hahaha a haha haha a hahaha oh why can't I be a chief executive I've got the brains for it.

Alpine will be here shortly to congratulate you on being brave for daring to speak the truth.

Also, it's Bally, not effing Ballie.

League One standard.

WEST BROM ARE NOT PUSSY FOOTING AROUND. WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THEM? WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THEM?

Please can you inform the club of your brilliant suggestion at your earliest convenience.

I reckon we do have a plan.

Typically poor on day one, typically poor at St James Park. Perfectly acceptable one all to start with.

It's very sweet when people try. Nice effort.

LOL. I look forward to some genius on here telling me how this is, like, completely different to anything Steven Gerrard or Brendan Rodgers did with regard to our players previously. Because Liverpool are all evil and stuff and what Fonte has done here is, you know, fine. Obviously fine.

I think this thread needs to get used to the idea that PFC are going to be contenders this season. Personally I think the best we can hope for is some kind of play-offs choke, ideally at semi-final stage.

LOL. Dry your bed. Let's see how we do this season compared to those galactico packed mega clubs, shall we?

By the end of the night did you have the whole bar singing the Jose Fonte song with you?

The last day of the season is May 16th 2016.

I believe that "this day and age" is about monetising everything that moves.

Dave Jones is the only one for eons to have completed two full seasons, start to finish. Burley and Adkins didn't achieve that.

Only one thing predictable about this thread. Thanks for being there, everyone.

The only explanation I have is UEFA having a clear anti-Saints agenda.

Thanks for being there.

Quite frankly a team from Norway is Odd.

Odd.

I need to hear it from The9.

Basically the seeding is going to be marginal and we'll end up on the wrong side of it, won't we? (sorry to be all Alpine about it).