CB Fry

Strange really, because I just thought it was unambitious clueless clubs run by dithering idiots pussy-footing around that signed players at the end of the transfer window. It seems a bit like every single fu cking club is doing it. It's a puzzler, that's for sure.

He makes some decent points and probably has a role to play but his leadership could put the party back twenty years.

Except Corbyn-mania is as vacuous a political movement as any in recent years. Not really much more than an empty vessel that has got a bit of a head of steam among some grass roots Labour activists and the Twitterverse. Corbyn is a blank canvas that a section people have projected their own aspirations on, desperate for some UK version of the Arab Spring or Greece's political earthquake. As much of a fad as anything in recent years. A fad for people who like to make out that they're definitely not shallow.

A leader might act like someone who makes some effort to lead teams, departments to achieve something either in opposition or government. A leader might learn how to negotiate, compromise and align in order to get things done. A leader might demonstrably show he can enthuse groups to achieve specific things. A leader of a political party might not have spent thirty years snug and unbothered on the back benches making no attempt to engage or participate in the leadership of his party or indeed the country. It doesn't take leadership to carp and rebel from the backbenches. It's pretty plain that he entered the leadership race for theoretical reasons, to have a debate and then shuffle off. Probably saw a book in it for him. I'm pretty sure he didn't see it like this and I'd suggest he is absolutely bricking it. If he wins he'll be looking for an excuse to quit "on principle" within two years.

Oh our aching sides.

Why would they come and why would we pay them to sit on the bench?

If Shane Long, Yoshida, Caulker, JWP and Reed etc are "average" then Southampton Football Club will always have average on the bench. Let's try and get used to it.

Well done on giving him one entire match.

But that's what we do. We're the sell-iest club of all the clubs that have ever sold players. Selly Sell-hampton the selling sellers they call us us because we sell sell and sell more than any club before since or ever to come. We sell, then we sell and we sell some more and then sell and sell and sell and sell and why can't we be Everton why can't we be Everton oh why can't we be Everton.

Did anyone say he was upgrade on Clyne. Lots of people complaining that he isn't an upgrade on Clyne. But then he was never going to be and expecting him to be (especially right now) is rather dopey.

Please save us Saint George like you did last season. Please save us Saint George please save us. Please save us.

Genuinely would surprise me more than Mane going to Manchester United.

Feel free to mention Everton at any point.

You really are going to post this every single day aren't you?

They will have to give us £25-odd million for him because we'd expect a profit and his contract is long, but UTD would need mad to pay that. He's great but not MUFC great just yet.

All to do then.

£25m worth of mis-controlled ball there.

£25m worth of misplaced pass from Mane there.

Clearly a massive problem that we will only have our new centre back for only the final 34 games of the season.

Yet you still can't understand it.

Meaning what?

We didn't sell Walcott and Oxo because we didn't need them.

I hope we continue to run the club sustainably and I don't ever expect our owner to put in a penny (more) of her personal wealth.

If Cortese was still here that offer would be straight in the bin.