CB Fry

Over on Bletchweb Pap now denying he ever meant lil ol' me. Like, perish the thought. But let's never forget he accused me and others of being paid by the government to post on this forum to discredit him. Never knowingly not an effing head case. Anyway, full disclosure. 16 PMs now. Lou, it's still no.

Never said anything of the sort. Was accused by someone from another forum of being part of a PM Clique and I was making the point that I don't want, send or recieve any PMs. I've sent 15 since 2008, every single one in reply to people contacting me. So if I am in a "PM clique" a) it's not very successful and b) Coxford Lou is in it as she's received more than 10% of those PMs (all of two). Just like other things that he goes out of his way to rail against, your chum Pap (bless him) was wrong. As are you, yet again.

Haven't you gone out of your way to rail against this forum? And gone spectacularly out of your way to rail against the stick you got for the comedy gold of your Champions League thread? SOG, bwess him.

Liverpool's league record without Suarez is, most recent backwards 6th 7th 4th 3rd 3rd Really not sure how arbitrarily removing one player makes any sense whatsoever but if you are going to, at least do it accurately.

If Liverpool finish eighth this season Rodgers will be sacked and deemed a complete failure. If Saints finish eighth this season Koeman will cement himself as one of our most popular and successful managers of all time. But yeah, sideways move.

Not deluded. Spot on.

Deluded.

Well, quite.

12 days until the transfer window opens?

I can't see any downside to the timing of this signing.

I am absolutely delighted that Redknapp isn't, hasn't been and never will be England manager. I still kind of like Roy but I think mainly because he isn't Redknapp and genuinely don't really think there is anyone else who would do any better right now. Pardew? Southgate? Big Sam? Gerry Francis? (I am not interested in a Sergio Managerino foriegner in the chair) We're going to qualify obviously, and we'll bomb out either in the group stage if we get a s hit draw, or in the knockout stage at the point we play a decent nation. In my head that is going to happen whoever is in charge, and Roy is in the chair so let him get on with the inevitable crushing disappointment next summer.

Costs a couple more months of salary though, so there is a downside. Having said that, I like the deals sorted early.

That'll be no then.

LOL.

It's okay, it can still get interesting. Emperor Pap starting to lose it now, he's writing his greatest forum contributor award acceptance speech. He turned the lounge around he did. (Does slow handed clap). And he's used the phrase "running with a crew" to describe people posting on a forum. Arf. And a "bullying PM clique" whatever the hell that is. I hope he means me. Because I've had about 30 PMs in nigh on a decade on this forum, and Saintlee/LifeLongSaint during the Paul Allen years account for about half of them. I've actually sent far less than that, as SOGGY and SaintRichmond and other assorted tw ats can testify after they've PMed me whiny ass sh it with no reply. I've never wanted PMs from anyone and have never initiated a single PM conversation with anyone on this forum. Never. But PM clique me up. Clique me right up.

Which TV corporation made Top Gear? I could have sworn it was the BBC.

She was in the TFI audience the other day. I'd watch it if she was on it.

Never apologise, never explain.

I'd be amazed if we didn't force Clyne out for a reasonable sum. Not sure I can see us being prepared to let him run his contract down. As we get to August I can see us taking the £10m or whatever we can get. Especially as we seem to be about to sign a right back. We are a lovely club and all the rest of it but we are professional and I think we want to be in control. Clyne if he doesn't commit will be let go.

When will we ever learn to do our transfer business early?

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Evans more than capable of hosting that show. They'll find some new faces from the world of motoring journalism to work with him, and I'd bet at least one of them becomes a big star. After all they've done that before with James May. And Richard Hammond. And Jeremy Clarkson.

This.

Textbook SWF transfer window amateur-ITK strop-off. Why would you want to be on any other forum with gold like this on offer?

Okay then. Or, what really happened was you chasing me all over the forum trying to have the same argument on three simultaneous threads while accusing me of stalking you. Do try and untangle your undergarments, won't you sweetie?