CB Fry

Well done on giving him one entire match.

But that's what we do. We're the sell-iest club of all the clubs that have ever sold players. Selly Sell-hampton the selling sellers they call us us because we sell sell and sell more than any club before since or ever to come. We sell, then we sell and we sell some more and then sell and sell and sell and sell and why can't we be Everton why can't we be Everton oh why can't we be Everton.

Did anyone say he was upgrade on Clyne. Lots of people complaining that he isn't an upgrade on Clyne. But then he was never going to be and expecting him to be (especially right now) is rather dopey.

Please save us Saint George like you did last season. Please save us Saint George please save us. Please save us.

Genuinely would surprise me more than Mane going to Manchester United.

Feel free to mention Everton at any point.

You really are going to post this every single day aren't you?

They will have to give us £25-odd million for him because we'd expect a profit and his contract is long, but UTD would need mad to pay that. He's great but not MUFC great just yet.

All to do then.

£25m worth of mis-controlled ball there.

£25m worth of misplaced pass from Mane there.

Clearly a massive problem that we will only have our new centre back for only the final 34 games of the season.

Yet you still can't understand it.

Meaning what?

We didn't sell Walcott and Oxo because we didn't need them.

I hope we continue to run the club sustainably and I don't ever expect our owner to put in a penny (more) of her personal wealth.

If Cortese was still here that offer would be straight in the bin.

What does 4th richest in the Prem mean? We're not 4th richest in the Prem.

The Batman Everton klaxon goes off at least once a day, every day.

For who?

Sometimes it is quite difficult to follow your rather scattergun contributions to this debate.

You do realise this gullible "Joe Public" person you are sneeringly referring to is the person that you need to vote for Jeremy Corbyn, don't you?

I would think the contract he's under now is probably the reason he will stay for another season. Mane is really not worth the, say, £28m they'd need to pay to get him. I like him a lot but I think United would be bonkers to spend that kind of money on Mane after one season in the Prem and I think they won't. Hoping it's a bit of a PR ruse on their part to muffle their own transfer failure today.

Except Statler and Waldorf agree. S-Clarke is diametrically opposed to Alpine's drivel.