CB Fry

Google "Daily Mail southampton new kit". Two seconds work. Saints fans saying they don't like it, club parroting out what a triumph it has been.

I think I'll set myself up a new forum persona too. Not quite decided on a name yet, but am coming down on the side of Wonder Woman.

This forum also established how Swansea "didn't even challenge for the top four" like we would have done in their shoes and forum geniuses on here "wouldn't want many seasons like they've had". I mean, ninth. Oh, and Swansea had an uneventful second half of the season. Despite winning the league cup. So, basically Laudrop is a loser.

Not really. The Mail ran an article about how sh it our new kit was last season, complete with quotes from fans about how sh it it was, acked up of course woth two surveys confirming fans thought it was sh it. Didn't stop fu cking saps on here dismissing the story as sh it stirring by the media with an anti Saints agenda. No one on here think the Mail have an anti Cardiff agenda, then?

Total realms of fantasy. Changing the colour on that video would take, for most normal people, about four seconds. And I include having a quick slurp of tea in that time. Really not that "painstaking", then.

Not sure why you don't just suggest Jose Mouriho or the spirit of Bobby Robson channelled through an old lawnmower for the role instead. Both just as worth discussing.

Why would a "proper football man" be happy to take on a part time "passion coach" role that you have just made up?

Or "your" pictures were "sexed down".

Me too. Looks great.

What is the matter at hand?

Obviously, he isn't.

Some people change their forum personas as well. Even the great thedelldays.

When the FA find out about them they'll probably kick them out of the FA Cup. Sponsored by Budweiser.

This. Just a Spanish Mike Walker.

When was a fizzy drink specifically designed for chavvy tramps ever a brand with the same reputation as Burberry?

You seem to be getting incredibly worked up about it some three years later.

If you really are that bothered about it, why not actually do something real instead of asking someone to sticky a thread on a forum?

I remember you saying so this time last year, TDD.

The Pony one was sh it but about a gazillion times better than our current abomination.

I used to live in Cheltenham, and went to see the cheese rolling one year. Effing mental. If anyone would like to recreate a similar experience, simply chuck a whole Edam out of your bedroom window and chuck yourself out of the same window after it 30 seconds later.

It's many things, but the one thing it most definitely isn't is a photoshop.

The England team are sponsored by the good people at Mars.

Everton: 4th once. No subsequent trophy winning success. Leeds: CL Semis. No trophies won. Newcastle? Champions League and Zip in actual trophies won. Spurs got to fourth and didn't even get in the sodding CL. And, also, no trophy won. Saints winning the FA Cup: actual trophy won. FA Cup all day long. 4th place really, really, really ain't sh it.

No.

Tell you what, you're so right. Our current red kit is, like, sooo futuristic and cutting edge. Its up there with the Minidisc and Reebok Pumps.