CB Fry

What are you talking about you weirdo? Feel free to read any of my posts on this thread.

I vote hotel sexual assault charge in October, sent off for violent conduct one week later and AWOL in Uruguay over Christmas. Loaned out in January.

Sure about that?

"I'm not sure about the people that run the club" HOW DARE HE!

We'll announce the signing before the work permit is completed I'd expect. And we wouldn't need to do that before the deadline.

I won't believe until it is reported in the pages of EPC STUDENT.

What is EPC STUDENT exactly?

Basically all journalists are lying scum with an agenda. Unless they are Italian/South American and on twitter.

With Nicky Maynard off to Cardiff already. Who remembers the good old days when he was the superstar player we simply must sign?

Surely the bloke doing the printing would know for sure? He's all over it I hear.

The fact you think we are "humilating ourselves" and a "laughing stock" suggests you have no grasp of reality whatsoever. So I think it's you that needs to "get real".

This is clearly not a problem. And Walcott not going to us, or Fulham or Sunderland anytime soon. I'm delighted we're not signing Berbatov.

Maybe just stick to the standard continents then? So just one needed from North America to complete the set. I await my infraction. Has he signed yet? Any news?

So if you're counting Central America as a sub continent rather than part of North America then surely we need to buy someone from India/Pakistan to "complete the set" too? I am also assuming there are other subcontinents we need to sign players from to "complete the set". Please advise, preferably before I get infracted and this post gets moved to the muppet show.

Remember, these are Cortese's plans, not yours, so you could turn down your mouthwatering relish over the fact a true club legend may be about to be sold. Our plans don't involve sentiment but you seem to go weak at the knees thinking about the strong and tough decisions Nicola might be about to make. Sounds a bit sentimental to me.

What's Italian for Klingons? Or "Northern European Yobbos"?

Many things may happen but the chances of Ramirez staying at Bologna is one of the least likely. He's going somewhere.

Locked. Anyone planning on suggesting Beattie for the seventeenth concecutive transfer window?

"Suggested" as in what - just someone speculating about the kind of player we need, or any kind of link or rumour? It doesn't sound like the type of player we would look at. Not youngry enough.

Barry Horne -£8.5m of anyone's money.

Alpinio Santo? Sainta Richmondietta?

This is all very odd. We're not going to sell Rickie Lambert are we. I think this is just bullsh i t PR from Blackburn's mental owners.

There's golddust from Alpine and Richmond on this thread.

Yes but remember this kid is going to cost ten times more than Skacel did. I think we are expecting more than just being better than Rudi Skacel. The risk of Skacel level dissaspointment is very much there because the expectation will be miles higher. But lets sign him first.