CB Fry

Jesus Christ you could bore for Britain. It's you bunch of clowns churning out hypothetical fantasy scenarios, all I am doing is pointing and laughing. And its you pompously describing yourself as 'enlightened' and as 'the intelligent posters'. I'm not saying anything will happen. Just laughing at you. Pointing. Laughing. Keep the funnies coming from the 'enlightened' ones, won't you.

I've heard we're building ticket checkpoint tollgates at Ringwood and Christchuch. As we all know, we've always had a massive influx of fans from every single English village town and city west of Totton and this is expected to quadruple now. Getting these thousands of fans processed early is a good idea and should at least ease congestion on the A34. Great move by the club.

Amen brother. Not good enough for the autistics on here but fine by me.

Thank god you didn't mention Leeds. If we've all learnt something its that we are perfectly comparable to Sunderland, Chelsea, Wolves, Forest, Derby, Spurs, West Ham, Reading, Man City and Man United. And Everton. Definitely tiny Everton. But never, ever, ever Leeds. Never. Ever.

Freak.

What are you talking about? Saints didn't build Stoneham. Don't worry about it. I reckon they never will now.

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There is no football ground for Southampton Football club at Stoneham. It's made up. It's not there. It's made up.

I didn't even remember the question. Making up a stadium. Making up an attendance. Making up a season ticket sale. Making up a non waiting list. Making up a false choice. This is not evidence of a strong case of anything. So you've convinced me. I change my answer to definitely yes. Definitely.

I answered it. You made up another pointless one. The answer to that one is no.

I answered it you tedious p r ick.

No idea. You were blathering on about us playing at Stoneham which we never have and never will. Pointless, see?

Since when was thirty quid fifty quid?

More likely than us playing at stoneham which never happened and never did happen. And its a thread called Five Year Plan not "imagine the last twelve years as if we were playing at Stoneham". Any chance you're going to answer my hypothetical?

Since when was thirty quid fifty quid?

Not really two of those games would likely be on Sky or ESPN. There is also a recession on.

Not going answer mine then? I've answered your question about Stoneham. We don't play at Stoneham.

How about we deal in reality. I've done your hypothetical. Or lets just hypothetical each other to death. What if Cortese announces a flat £50 per ticket for man woman and child next season. We average 27k as a result. We sell out twice. Following season we average 27k again at 55 quid a ticket. Then do we need 40,000 seats? See. Pointless hypotheticals.

That is an appalling question. In a stadium that size 19k would be maxing out so I would support expansion. The max out level at SMS would be something like 25k which I am pretty sure we haven't done yet. Terrible question but there's your answer.

Remind me. I'm on tapatalk and the posts aren't numbered.

Funny that every club in Britain doesn't announce a major expansion plan after every time they sell out then isn't it?

You suggested we didn't have one because they weren't compulsory, rather than the fact we don't have a significant volume of fans wanting a ST who can't get one.

Any news on what a "compulsory waiting list" is by the way? You've had a day or so to work up an answer.

No. We have no waiting list so no concrete case to expand. That is based on fact. Yours are based on assumptions.

No he doesn't. For someone so teethgrindingly pedantic you make hell of a lot of completely baseless assumptions. Kind of pis s es on your already pathetic credibility.