Sunglasses Ron

How likely is that though?

Spreadsheet now saying 6-0.

20 minutes for goal number one so my spreadsheet says 5-0 at full time.

Not yet but I expect the waterworks will start fairly soon.

I'll set up a score predictor spreadsheet... Goals/minutes*90

Famous last words, but I’m hopeful that we’ll put in a reasonable defensive account if Ralph sets us up right and chooses our best defence. You’d think that Salisu, CC and BK have enough about them to keep things respectable. Would feel more confident if we still had Romeu though.

Hoping to see these guys in action at Exeter tonight!

You've convinced me enough to put £50 on a 3-1 away win, many thanks 🙂

I’ll be happy if Haaland only scores 9.

Just seen the highlights and lost for words (almost) at that defending. JWP and Mara for the first - Might as well have been stood on the halfway line. No idea why they were marking the biggest guy in their team. Caleta-Car - I know it was his debut, but poor for both goals and will need to improve massively on that showing. Bad miss at the end too! A very good chance we'll be in the bottom three after the Man City game (probably with a terrible goal difference). Bad times.

Only we can get through a tough run of opening fixtures in positive spirits and then get fuck all from a run of “winnable” games.

Haha fucking useless.

Pochettino? Not sure if serious?

It’s also the go to statement that football fans use on social media to try and sound intelligent.

13 games without a clean sheet is a remarkable achievement! #porous

I think we need another week of mourning for that shit show!

Moi equaliser incoming surely!

Totally understand the reason to postpone top flight games. Bottom line is that the Premier League is broadcast around the world and they’ve obviously taken the view that going ahead wouldn’t be an appropriate reflection of the current state of national mourning. There was probably an argument for carrying on with lower league games but nevertheless it’s hardly a surprise they made the same decision.

In fairness to him he produced a superb tribute to her on the news last night. I wouldn't fancy his job to be honest.

Wasn't it just, what a shame he couldn't consistently achieve this standard of behavior during his time as PM.

RIP Ma'am

Stay classy Mirror...

Would love to think that but unfortunately your words sound similar to Nathan Redmond's Saints career all over again.

Proper sad about this, an ever-present throughout my life, an ever-present throughout my Mum's life! With so much crap in this world, she has been a near flawless example of integrity and a great ambassador for the UK.

Does anyone know the latest on his contract? It's down to 12 months at the end of the season if I'm not mistaken?