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Conversely, we had such a terrible end to the season that perhaps the last thing people want to do is waste £50 to be laughed at by Southampton based Liverpool fans. The club are probably hoping that we'll all be suffering from amnesia by the time it eventually comes out. And so the vicious circle begins again... 😃

Going back to that quickest ever goal, I'd be surprised if we ever see that beaten (same for Mane's hat-trick, where Longey played a crucial role in two of his strikes) as it was over 2 seconds faster than the one before it. You're never going to get Premier League teams shooting straight from kick off, so the only way it gets beaten is for some calamitous own goal due to a misplaced pass to the keeper or something. As Saints fans, we'll take any kudos that comes our way, so holding both these records is quite an achievement really!

Nice way for him to end his career if he goes back to Reading. All-in-all, I think he's been a great player for us. That quickest ever goal against Watford will take some beating!

That really does suck. He was a cracking keeper back in the day.

That Trent guy’s having a shocker, looks like he’s completely lost his head.

Surely!

Come on Real! Saw a stack of kids wearing Liverpool shirts earlier in Exmouth(!) and have been imagining them crying like babies all day.

I'm hoping for a feeble environmental-based one like last year's away kit.

It’s our sheer inconsistency that’s maddening: > If you knew at the start of the season that we wouldn’t be in any danger of being relegated, would be undefeated against the eventual champions and had great wins away to the likes of West Ham and Tottenham you’d probably be quite happy. > Conversely, if you knew we’d lose to Norwich, Watford and Burnley, go on a dreadful run of results spanning a third of the season and get dicked 0-6 at home you’d probably not be happy. And there lies the anomaly that is Saints’ season just gone. Perception!

What a soulless existence it must...

Surely no way he survives this?

You couldn’t make this shit up 😂

Yes!!!!! Guess we’ll need to taste success vicariously through City 😃

Haha we are fucking terrible.

Just need that Liverpool late winner to crown this cow pat of a season.

Wouldn’t that technically mean we were responsible for them losing the title as we didn’t lose 10-0?

Did the Great West Run in Exeter today and bugger me did I lose count of all the Liverpool shirts I saw. Come on Man City!

I see Newcastle’s third kit is basically that of Saudi Arabia: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61524883 I’d rather Saints continue to be shite than owned by their master puppeteers!

Think that happened on the last day of the season a year ago, 3-0 at West Ham I believe. We were utter garbage that day.

It's the way things should be, so let's celebrate the justice system working for once. Absolutely disgusting behavior rightly punished and a lesson to all would-be thugs that it's not acceptable.

Wish this season would just die. Still, just one abject display left and then they can all bugger off to the beach where they’ve mentally been since February.

Quite a relief for us really. Thankfully, events at the weekend were such that they only have a small chance of winning the league now and the huge goal swing scenario is such an outside bet that it's almost irrelevant. I expect they are coming to win 2-0 or something (which their remaining players are still more than capable of) to retain a crumb of hope on final day. Still, let's hope that we put a shift in and end their hopes (which we are also more than capable of).

Can we dare dream about how sweet it would be to end their title bid on Tuesday?

Not sure if serious or being ironic?

Very good at fiddling numbers are the skates 😃